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anonymous asked:

Re: the double dose of Jason I sent you earlier? If it ever happened, both of the Tim's, Jason's, & Barbara's, plus DC!Bruce would be required to work on creating some kind of communication device that works between universes, so the Jason's could stay in contact. Also, when the rest of the DC!Bats discover there are now 2 Jason's, their first reaction is 'We are so screwed...', lmao! I mean, DC!Jason is a crime lord, and Arkham!Jason is a general of a private army, means twice the badassery!

Can you imagine the reaction of the crooks, though?

Bob: I watched Red Hood and his crew cleaning cleaned out Penguin’s gun cash in the Cauldron, yesterday. Man, that’s not the kind of guy you wanna give more ammo. And don’t get me started on the chick with the battle axe!

Joe: No way! Musta been someone else. I saw Red Hood down by Gotham Merchant bank yesterday. Harv had been holding hostages, trying to clear the place out. He went in there like it were nothing. Tore through fifteen guys in like two minutes, then sent in his guys for the clean-up. Tough, soldier-looking kinda guys.

Bob: Man, you been drinking again? I know what I saw!

Joe: Yeah, well so do I dipshit! You wanna fight me, you son of a bitch?

Danny: Actually, there’s been rumors going around that there’s two of them now. Look, it’s even on the news!

**Everyone looks at each other, then they look at the TV. Vicki Vale’s cleavage is presenting video footage of two Red Hood sightings with the same time stamp. Cicadas are chirping in the background.**

Bob: Imma go start up the car.

Joe: I’ll grab the cash.

Danny: I’ll ring my aunt Myrtle, tell her we need a place to crash for a few.

total chris pine moments in wonder woman
  • stealing something from evil dudes and then just booking it
  • cooly dropping a bomb onto a building while flying away
  • ..then proceeding to crash said plane and drown
  • needing to be saved by others
  • ACCIDENTALLY bringing his problems into other people’s lives
  • just the fact that tons of dudes want to kill him (like same)
  • his face when the lasso of truth
  • claiming to be an expert in stealth and stuff yeah right
  • giggling as he swishes his feet around in the hot tub
  • casually talking about his dad’s watch while nude
  • seriously he was standing there for like 8 minutes put somE CLOTHES ON (he was just pretending to be embarrassed okay he wanted to show off)
  • being confused 99% percent of the time
  • sighing whenever diana does anything
  • giving others fashion advice
  • but also the impatient “it’s been 2hrs can we get outta here??” husband
  • not wanting diana to steal his spotlight
  • that dramatic ‘ow that hurt’ hand shaking post epic punch
  • remus lupin: don’t do the thing!! chris: i’m sorry did you say dO IT?
  • but is a total hypocrite cause he continues to nag diana NOT TO DO THE THING!
  • “you’re breaking up, i can’t hear you sorry BYE!”
  • makes a big fuss about not taking the drink but then ends up taking it anyway
  • ripping off jacket to reveal a whole new outfit and excitedly jumping into a stolen car
  • the pipe and the german accent (was that even acting cause all i saw was chris)
  • wooing all the ladies
  • …by buying them ice cream and doing stupid impressions
  • dramatic goodbye but his gf can’t even here him
  • grinning as he blows himself up
  • just a bunch of questionable life choices okay?
Every Now and Then I Fall Apart

A fic I posted on AO3 about a month ago before I had a tumblr

Fandom/Pairing: Batman-JayTim

Rating: T

Length: 1995 Words

The first time Tim Drake cries over Jason Todd, Jason doesn’t know about it. Jason doesn’t know because he’s dead.

Tim Drake stands unseen in the back watching Jason’s casket lower into the ground and remembers. Remembers photographing Jason on his first night out as Robin. Remembers how he could tell this was a new Robin because he moved differently from Dick Grayson. Where his flips weren’t nearly as graceful as his predecessor, his punches were much more powerful.

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we hate batman club begins

blame @batmanrogues for this monstrosity 

also available here

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The room was like something out of a bad gangster movie. It was obviously some kind of storage room, so Edward Nigma deduced, judging by the shelves pushed up against the walls of the dimly lit room. A single light bulb flickered directly above him. As it was, he was tied to a chair, bound in rope at the hands and the feet. Perhaps the most humiliating part was the red ball gag in his mouth. He was having trouble not drooling all over himself because of it.

His captors were not ones for subtly. He took a breath and inhaled the stench Marlboro cigarettes. Ah, Constantine.

A door behind him broke open with a heavy, metallic sound. “So, you found him?” Another familiar voice. Lantern.

“Well you could say that…” The Englishman came into view, trench coat bloodied and cigarette hanging out of his mouth. John sounded bored.

Lantern followed, glowing green suit a harsh, sharp contrast against the dimness of the room. It made Edward squint. Lantern’s mouth fell open slightly and he turned to John with a baffled look on his face, “You could have just used a gagging spell.”

“True,” John admitted. “But this is far more entertaining, wouldn’t you agree, mate?”

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anonymous asked:

I LOVE the miraculous au so much it's just so *clenches fist* well written and thought out!!!!! Here's a quick thought what if there was a class overnight trip????? Just gonna put that right here for yah palio! 💕👌

So. The second I got your ask I sent a message to @emthimofnight to see what they thought about this. Below is what we brainstormed (pretty much all of it by emthim though haha) and below that are some small drabbles of this since there’s no way I could write the whole thing ^^;

So you guys get to see a look into the spamming that is me and emthim’s messages about this au hahahaha

But yeah here we go! Thank you for the ask, it was super fun to think about ^-^

Links:

emthim’s Miraculous x Hunter fanart that started this whole AU 

my miraculous x hunter tag with other drabbles


Brainstorming:

  • so a bunch of kids from Gon and Killua’s school go on a class camping trip to a forest preserve to learn more about nature for their biology class or something
    • Zushi is there
      • he’s a year younger than Gon and Killua and looks up to them a lot and kind of sort of has crushes on both of them??? (more so on Gon bc he’s more approachable but still)
      • Zushi thinks they’re just both so cool and amazing and wow
      • He feels special that he gets to be a (small) part of their relationship
    • Kite is the biology teacher and shows them interesting species and insects its great
    • Knuckle and Shoot are chaperones. Zushi has so much fun with them but they get him in trouble a lot haha
  • The bus ride over would be fantastic of course
    • cue Gon, Killua and Zushi being dorks and causing trouble on the bus
    • Killua squished between Gon and Zushi bc nope, I love you Zushi but THERE IS NO WAY YOU ARE SITTING NEXT TO GON NOPE
      • Killua can kind of tell Zushi crushes on Gon so there’s no way he’s letting Zushi get that close to his best friend lol
      • He’s kind of like, ‘ummm who do you think you are? Who’s the best friend in this situation? Its definitely not you buddy. You’re good but not that good’
      • But of course Zushi wouldn’t mind sitting next to Killua either though……………
    • And they throw chips and stuff at each other and complain about how hot it is XDDDD Its all good and fun
  • And when night falls they tell stories around the camp fire and make smores 
    • Killua puts like double chocolate on his smore obviously bc this is Kilua we’re talking about here
    • Gon gets it all over his face and Killua wipes it off out of instinct and earns a lot of looks for it like wow
    • Killua dies from embarrasment XD
    • Killua tells a really spooky story that scares Gon and Zushi
  • When they retire to their tents, Zushi comes over to theirs for a while to chat and hang out
    • Killua and Gon share a tent because yes they’re that close
  • When Zushi leaves Killua is relieved because he finally gets some alone time with Gon and then BOOM akuma–maybe from someone playing a prank on another student like unleashing a jar of Kite’s insects into their tent
    • The forest is close enough to Yorknew for Meruem to sense it

Campfire scene first for emthim~ :

“What are you saying, Gon?” Killua asked hotly and Zushi winced at his tone. Killua sounded really annoyed this time. “There’s no way Ladybug could defeat Chat Noir on a one-on-one fight.”

Gon didn’t seem to notice Killua’s anger, though. He just puffed out his cheeks indignantly. “Yes, he would! Ladybug’s got his yo-yo!”

“So?”

“So, that’s the strongest ability out of all the Miraculouses! Chat would have no chance-”

Killua cut him off, “That yo-yo only works against akumas, stupid. It wouldn’t work on Chat.”

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Imagine - El Diablo

Requested:

Imagine being chubby and El Diablo loving you despite you not being confident.


Originally posted by wonsderwoman

“Oh look, the perfect combination, a flame and marshmallow.” The Joker laughs.

“What did you say about my girl?” Diablo stood up to him.

“Woah calm down big boy.”


Originally posted by orchid-bud

“Are you sure you want to be with someone like me.” You asked Diablo. 

He looked up confused, “What do you mean?” he asked.

“I’m not the type of person people picture when they say great body.”

“What makes you even think that your body shape matters to me?” He said. You looked down ashamed, “Your question, my turn, are you sure you want to be with someone like me?”

“Of course. I never want anyone else.”


(A/N: 8/7 SS post, this marks the end of SS week! Hope you guys enjoyed it, and BTW if someone doesn’t want to love you because of whatever size you are, tell them to piss off. As long as you’re happy and healthy, you do you.)

-Mich ;)

I constantly see complains about Batgirl/Barbara Gordon on her tags

On why she is the only Batgirl that gets the focus, why can’t she be Oracle again, blah blah blah. 

The why is very simple. Barbara Gordon was the one that made Batgirl BATGIRL. The very first Batwoman (1956) and Bat-Girl Betty Kane (1961, yes there was hyphen) were introduced because of gay concern between Batman and Robin. 

Batwoman was made love interest for Batman and Bat-Girl was for Robin. They weren’t written good and naturally they weren’t success and got dumped by DC comics promptly. 

Batgirl/Barbara Gordon was created in 1967 for the third season of Batman show although I believe she made her debut in the comic first. The show told DC comics that they needed female Batman. She wasn’t created as love interest for anyone but sadly DC feels the need to have her keep flirting with Robin. She was older than him at that time and DC had to keep de-aging her throughout the years so people don’t feel “odd” about it because god forbid a woman be older than the man. Anyways, 

She become popular and the rest was history. Batgirl is Barbara Gordon’s role just like the Flash would always be associated heavily and go back to Barry Allen despite Jay Garrick being the very first I believe. 

Barbara Gordon’s Batgirl is the one people know and the one that matters because she made the role big and beloved. The Look of Batgirl came with her. There would be no Stephanie or Cassandra if it wasn’t for her and they only got that chance because of the killing joke and DC’s reluctance to put Barbara in the suit again so they had to fill the Batgirl role in the meantime.  

Thankfully, DC got over their reluctance and now Barbara is back in her role as Batgirl since the new 52 2011. Cassandra and Stephanie have to carve out their own separate role and ID if they want to have any impact in comic history and their fans should be wishing for that instead of bitching about Barbara Gordon and hoping she gets shot again and back in the chair so their chosen one (Steph or Cass) can be Batgirl again. 

I don’t believe that Barbara Gordon needs to go back to being Oracle. That needs to stay in her past. I can’t see her in the chair without thinking about the joker shooting her. I never saw Oracle as sustainable role. I saw it as something she had to do to put herself back together. I saw it as an arc for her and there is no reason she should lose the growing and development she had. Plus DC comics is place where people can come back from the dead, lose most of their body and be Cyborg and constantly get healed from broken bones/backs including Batman himself so I don’t see why Barbara couldn’t be healed. 

Now with Cyborg in the JL and everyone and their mom being able to hack like crazy, there is no need for Oracle. She would be used like she is in the Arkham games, being Batman’s secretary or in Birds of Prey directing others while they take the spotlight. Oracle worked in her time and I’m glad disabled fans saw inspiration in her character but I don’t see why that should hold the character back from moving away from TKJ in every way. Maybe DC needs to create someone new for that role or take characters that haven’t made name for themselves so they become associated and synonymous in that role. If DC shoots Barbara again and put her back in the chair, I think it’ll be gross and wrong and I find it disturbing to see people keep wishing that for Barbara Gordon. Some try to explain it away by saying that the joker doesn’t have to shoot her and she doesn’t have to be sexually exploited like that makes a freaking difference. 

So in conclusion, Batgirl is Barbara Gordon and Barbara Gordon is Batgirl. Others needs to find their own place in the comic and their fans need to realize that simple fact and stop trying to equate Betty/Cass/Steph’s time as Batgirl and their impact to Barbara Gordon’s.