august is wild
  • Del Rio and Paige suspended on the same day
  • Eva Marie suspended while during her “no wrasslin” shtick
  • Colonel Sanders vs a chicken
  • Finn Balor vacating the Intergalactic Title after 1 day
  • Miz ethering Dbry
  • Drunken, belligerent Bo Dallas getting kicked from a flight for singing a Lion King song and telling the pilot to go fuck himself. Allegedly. 

WWE showed an Edge retirement package, talked about Christian not wrestling anymore, had Ryback talk about depression and there is a possibility of DBry retiring. 

Whoever wrote this episode of Raw is severely suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder.