db borden

anonymous asked:

fuck marry kill: DB cooper, shane, lizzie borden

You guys are really intent on making me look a fool in front of Shane, huh?

Well. DB Cooper would be thrilling to sleep with. Even though we discovered he isn’t that cool after getting to know him, if I’d met him at a bar for a one night stand I would be enthralled. First impressions are everything.

Uh, I’d kill ol’ Lizzie, because I don’t want to marry her and wake up one day with forty whacks on my head.