dazzling magician

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i’m wearing my heart like a crown // a valant gramarye fanmix

HEY i made a mix for everybody’s favorite failing magician, check it out on playmoss or on youtube!

tracklist + lyrics:

  1. haven’t you noticed (i’m a star) - olivia olsen [i’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician / when i point they look and when i talk they listen]
  2. famous - scouting for girls [i wanna be the star tonight / and complain about fame in a story i sell to the news]
  3. promiseland - mika [how could you break my heart? already played my part / i kept my promise, man, show me the promiseland]
  4. mr brightside - the killers [coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine / gotta gotta be down, because i want it all]
  5. the whole world and you - tally hall [i hope you’re very happy now i’ve revealed the truth / i’ve even written this whole song about you! (and not about me, and not about me)]
  6. goodbye mr a - the hoosiers [goodbye mr a! you promised you would love us but you knew too much / goodbye mr a! you had all the answers but no human touch]
  7. flexible - depeche mode [i ask myself, is it a sin / to be flexible when the boat comes in?]
  8. failure - the ting tings [might as well be giving up all the time / i’ve got only one thing on my mind (F-A-I-L-U-R-E)]
  9. i can’t do it alone - catherine zeta-jones [i know it’s sad of course, but a fact is still a fact / and now all that remains is the remains of a perfect double act]
  10. the great pretender - the platters [my need is such, i pretend too much / i’m lonely, but no one can tell]
Ukulele chords for “I’m too famous”- Steven Universe [Sadie’s Song]

Intro:

G D Am7 D

Song:

G
I can’t help it if I make a scene,
D                                                  
Stepping out of my hot pink limousine.
Am7
I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic,
             D
When I pose, they scream and when I joke, they laugh.
             G
I’ve got a pair of eyes that they’re getting lost in,
D
They’re hypnotized by my way of walking,
Am7
I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician,
             D
When I point, they look, and when I talk, they listen well.
Em                                   C
Well, everybody needs a friend,
                                          D
And I got you and you and you.
                                   G
So many, I can’t even name them,
               D                            C
Can you blame me? I’m too famous.
                     G           D       C
Haven’t you noticed? I’m a star.

                         G                D          C
I’m coming into view as the world is turning.
                    G                D                 C
Haven’t you noticed I’ve made it this far?

         G             D                C
Now, everyone can see me burning
         G              D                C
Now, everyone can see me burning
         G             B7               Em
Now, everyone can see me burning

I'm Too Famous Guitar/Ukulele Chords

G                                               

    I can’t help it if I make a scene,

B7                                                                

   Stepping out of my hot pink limousine.

   I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic, 

              D

When I pose, they scream and when I joke, they laugh.

         G

I got a pair of eyes that they’re getting lost in, 

B7

     They’re hypnotized by my way of walking.

C

     I got them dazzled like a stage magician. 

              D

When I point, they look, and when I talk, they listen.

       C       

Well, everybody needs a friend, 

                                            D

And I got you and you and you. So many, I can’t even name them. 

               G*              B7*       C*

Can you blame me? I’m too famous!


* (Strum Once)

if they make a fifth season of arrested development, i feel very strongly that the central event of the season should be gob and tony wonder planning the most glorious, sumptuous, dazzling, glittery magician wedding this world has ever known (also probably the only magician wedding the world has ever known?)

gob will dance down the aisle to “the final countdown”

it will be WONDERful

A THEORY

OK SO EVERBODY THINKS THAT SADIE’S SONG IS FILLER BUT IF YOU LOOK AT THE LYRICS OF “HAVEN’T YOU NOTICED (IM A STAR)”, THE SONG ALMOST PERFECTLY DESCRIBES JASPER’S CHARACTER. IM NOT KIDDING:

I can’t help it if I make a scene,
Stepping out of my hot pink limousine.

MAKES A SCENE STEPPING OUT OF THE GREEN HAND SHIP

I’m turning heads, and I’m stopping traffic,
When I pose, they scream, and when I joke, they laugh.

EVERYBODY FREAKING OUT OVER HER

I’ve got a pair of eyes that they’re getting lost in,
They’re hypnotized by the way I’m walking,

WHEN WATCHING THE RETURN, THE FIRST SHOTS WE SEE OF JASPER ARE OF HER DAZZLING EVIL EYES, THEN LATER WE SEE THAT SEXY STRUT

I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician,
When I point, they look, and when I talk, they listen,

EVERYONE TAKING ORDERS FROM HER

well, Everybody needs a friend,
And I’ve got you and you and you

HOMEWORLD GEMS LOOK UP TO HER

So many, I can’t even name them,
Can you blame me? I’m too famous.

ACCORDING TO THE RUBIES, FAMOUS AMONGST HOMEWORLD SOLDIERS

Haven’t you noticed that I’m a star?
I’m coming into view as the world is turning.

RETURNING WHEN THE WORLD IS, QUITE LITERALLY, TOSSING AND TURNING (SUPER WATERMELON ISLAND)

Haven’t you noticed I’ve made it this far?

BUILDING HER ARMY IF DOGS AND WRECKING EVERYONE WHO GETS IN HER WAY

Now, everyone can see me burning. (x3)

WEAKNESSES BEING EXPOSED AND THEN THE CORRUPTION.

MAYBE THE EPISODE HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH HER REDEMPTION? MAYBE SOME FORESHADOWING?

ITS PROBABLY JUST MY MIND, THIRSTY FOR JASPDEMPTION DOE.

I’m Too Famous Guitar/Ukulele Chords V2

(Now included with the second part sung at the end of the episode!)

G                                              

   I can’t help it if I make a scene,

B7                                                                

  Stepping out of my hot pink limousine.

C

  I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic,

             D

When I pose, they scream and when I joke, they laugh.

        G

I got a pair of eyes that they’re getting lost in,

B7

    They’re hypnotized by my way of walking.

C

    I got them dazzled like a stage magician.

             D

When I point, they look, and when I talk, they listen.

      C      

Well, everybody needs a friend,

                                           D

And I got you and you and you. So many, I can’t even name them.

              G*              B7*       C*

Can you blame me? I’m too famous!

                    G

Haven’t you noticed that I’m a star?

                         B7

I’m coming into view as the world is turning.

                    Am         

Haven’t you noticed that I made it this far?

         G*                  B7*        Am

Now, everyone can see me burning.

         G*                  B7*        Am

Now, everyone can see me burning.

         G*                  B7*        C*      

Now, everyone can see me burning.


* (Strum Once)

They’re hypnotized by my way of walking, I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician~!

I looooooved this episode.  Steven is wonderful!  His attitude and outfit was right on point.  He is Mr. Fabulous. 

Now I can’t get that song out of my head….  Decided to try a different painting style with this one!

Haven't You Noticed (I'm A Star) Lyrics

I can’t help it if I make a scene
Steppin’ out of my hot pink limousine
I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic
When I pose, they scream
And when I joke, they laugh
I’ve gotta
Pair of eyes that they’re getting lost in
They’re hypnotized by the way I’m walking
I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician
When I point, they look and when I talk, they listen
Well
Everybody needs a friend
And I’ve got you, and you, and you
So many I can’t even name them
Can you blame me
I’m too famous!

Haven’t you noticed that I’m a star
I’m coming into view as the world is turning
Haven’t you noticed I’ve made it this far
Now everyone can see me burning
Now everyone can see me burning
Now everyone can see me burning…

(You’re welcome ;) )

whenever one of my posts is reblogged by a popular su blog
  • me: I can't help it if image a scene
  • me: steppin out of my hot pink limousine
  • me: I'm turning heads and I'm stopping traffic, when I pose they scream and when I joke they laugh
  • me: I got a pair of eyes that they're getting lost in, they're hypnotized by my way of walkin
  • me: I got them dazzled like a stage magician, when I point they look, when I talk they listen, well
  • me: everybody needs a friend, and I got you and you and you
  • me: so many I can't even name them, can you blame me?
  • me: I'm too famous