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Haven't You Noticed? (I'm a Star) Spell for Confidence

This is the first spell in a series of Steven Universe based spells, because who doesn’t need a a little Steven in their life to make them happy! This one is for when maybe you need a boost of confidence before going on in front of a crowd or group of people, or before a performance, though it’s also good for a little confidence boost!


You Will Need:

-Glitter

-Anything you can wear to feel confident. (Make-up, a bracelet, lucky socks, anything!)

-Some dancey music.

-A mirror (preferably a big, bathroom one, but a small one will do too!)


I can’t help it if I make a scene,
Stepping out of my hot pink limousine.
I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic,
When I pose, they scream and when I joke, they laugh.”


Go ahead and play your music, and turn it up as loud as you want. You wanna have fun, dance, boost your Look in the mirror, and smile, make a few silly poses, pretend you’re posing for a crowd with cameras on the red carpet. Mess up your hair, laugh, anything that makes you feel like a star.


I’ve got a pair of eyes that they’re getting lost in,
They’re hypnotized by my way of walking,
I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician,
When I point, they look, and when I talk, they listen.”


Put on whatever you have to make you confident. If you do your make up, start with your eyes. As you put it on, visualize it draping you in a golden yellow glow of confidence. Toss a little glitter up in the air around you, and put some in your hair, to make your confidence shine!


Well, everybody needs a friend,
And I got you and you and you.
So many, I can’t even name them,
Can you blame me, I’m too famous.”


Look in the mirror one last time, and blow yourself a kiss in the mirror. Give yourself a big smile, and send a few selfies to your friends. Then, when you’re done, take a deep breath, and rock that stage!

Ukulele chords for “I’m too famous”- Steven Universe [Sadie’s Song]

Intro:

G D Am7 D

Song:

G
I can’t help it if I make a scene,
D                                                  
Stepping out of my hot pink limousine.
Am7
I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic,
             D
When I pose, they scream and when I joke, they laugh.
             G
I’ve got a pair of eyes that they’re getting lost in,
D
They’re hypnotized by my way of walking,
Am7
I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician,
             D
When I point, they look, and when I talk, they listen well.
Em                                   C
Well, everybody needs a friend,
                                          D
And I got you and you and you.
                                   G
So many, I can’t even name them,
               D                            C
Can you blame me? I’m too famous.
                     G           D       C
Haven’t you noticed? I’m a star.

                         G                D          C
I’m coming into view as the world is turning.
                    G                D                 C
Haven’t you noticed I’ve made it this far?

         G             D                C
Now, everyone can see me burning
         G              D                C
Now, everyone can see me burning
         G             B7               Em
Now, everyone can see me burning

I'm Too Famous Guitar/Ukulele Chords

G                                               

    I can’t help it if I make a scene,

B7                                                                

   Stepping out of my hot pink limousine.

   I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic, 

              D

When I pose, they scream and when I joke, they laugh.

         G

I got a pair of eyes that they’re getting lost in, 

B7

     They’re hypnotized by my way of walking.

C

     I got them dazzled like a stage magician. 

              D

When I point, they look, and when I talk, they listen.

       C       

Well, everybody needs a friend, 

                                            D

And I got you and you and you. So many, I can’t even name them. 

               G*              B7*       C*

Can you blame me? I’m too famous!


* (Strum Once)

Lance (Voltron) x Steven Universe songs

In my professional opinion lance’s theme song is “Haven’t you noticed (I’m a star)” from the Steven Universe episode: Sadie’s song. Like the lyrics my dudes

“I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician
When I point, they look
And when I talk, they listen”

Let’s face it Lance is our dazzling sharpshooter and he’s an amazing dude that just wants his talents and thoughts to be acknowledged.


“Haven’t you noticed that I’m a star?
I’m coming into view as the world is turning
Haven’t you noticed I’ve made it this far?
Now everyone can see me burning”

Again he wants to be acknowledged and he’s on the come up (hopefully season three will give him more character development) and then when it says “now everyone can see me burning” is like when he’s all angsty. Idk I just couldn’t stop thinking about this. I can just imagine him being the super flamboyant young bro he is and being like so extra with this song playing. Or like him singing it…idk I’m just SU and Voltron Trash and this happened I’m so sorry.

Haven’t You Noticed (I’m a Star) Chords!!

Howdy, everybody! Mod Madi here with uke chords from Sadie’s Song~ They’re not too tough, no weird hand positions, so the song is super fun to learn. Feel free to message us with any questions, though! Enjoy!!!

PS: You can also replace some of the C chords with CM7 or C7 (which Rebecca is super fond of. I do it a lot, too haha).

Intro: G D Am D

G                                               D
I can’t help it if I make a scene, stepping out of my hot pink limousine

Am
I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic,

D
When I pose, they scream, and when I joke, they laugh,

               G
I’ve got a pair of eyes that they’re getting lost in,

D
They’re hypnotized by the way I’m walking,

Am
I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician,

D
When I point, they look, and when I talk, they listen, well-

Em                          C                                                         D
Everybody needs a friend, and I’ve got you, and you and you!

                                  G                               B7                          C
So many I can’t even name them, can you blame me? I’m too famous…

                    G                D      C
Haven’t you noticed that I’m a star?

                         G                D          C
I’m coming into view as the world is turning,

                    G           D                 C
Haven’t you noticed I made it this far?

        G                    D          C
Now everyone can see me burning,   x2

        Em                 Bm       Em
Now everyone can see me burning!

if they make a fifth season of arrested development, i feel very strongly that the central event of the season should be gob and tony wonder planning the most glorious, sumptuous, dazzling, glittery magician wedding this world has ever known (also probably the only magician wedding the world has ever known?)

gob will dance down the aisle to “the final countdown”

it will be WONDERful

ask-funtimefred-and-bon  asked:

🎤 (to Luna)

Luna was all busy up in her office, attending to some paperwork, or other words bills.  Her desk was mess, as it was covered in the several piles of unsorted job applications, electric bills, and customer complaint papers.  She had a lot on her plate, but it wasn’t much she couldn’t handle.  

Anyway, her radio was cranked on, leaving the room to be filled with its wonderful tune.  Luna got up from her seat as the music continued along side her.  Picking up the customer complaint papers, she started to read through them with speedy reading.  

Some of the complaints were mostly filled with the food needing to be improved, which she threw away into the recycling bin.  Nothing but Ballora’s cooking wouldn’t fix this issue.  Anyway, the radio began to play a tune she was most familiar with; a tune she knew all to well by heart.

She couldn’t help herself, her angel-like voice began to rang out along the soothing beat.  

“I can’t help it if I make a scene~, Stepping out of my hot pink limousine.~”

“I’m turning heads, and I’m stopping traffic, When I pose, they scream, and when I joke, they laugh~.”

“I’ve got a pair of eyes that they’re getting lost in~, They’re hypnotized by the way I’m walking~, I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician, When I point, they look, and when I talk, they listen, well, Everybody needs a friend~, And I’ve got you and you and you~”

“So many, I can’t even name them~, Can you blame me? I’m too famous~.”

“Haven’t you noticed that I’m a star~? I’m coming into view as the world is turning.  Haven’t you noticed I’ve made it this far~?”

“Now, everyone can see me burning~.
Now, everyone can see me burning~.
Now, everyone can see me burning~.”

so scary obsessed with this song ;_; (steven is hella fab)
first song i tried to figure out the chords for.
(probably wrong tho, this version i figured out is pretty simple)


G Am
I can’t help it if I make a scene,
G C
Stepping out of my hot pink limousine.
G Am
I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic,
G C
When I pose, they scream and when I joke, they laugh.
G Am
I’ve got a pair of eyes that they’re getting lost in,
G C
They’re hypnotized by my way of walking,
G Am
I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician,
When I point, they look, and when I talk, they listen well.
Well, everybody needs a friend,
And I got you and you and you.
So many, I can’t even name them,
Can you blame me? I’m too famous.
C G Am
Haven’t you noticed? I’m a star.
C G Am
I’m coming into view as the world is turning.
C G Am
Haven’t you noticed I’ve made it this far?
Now, everyone can see me burning (x3)

I’m Too Famous Guitar/Ukulele Chords V2

(Now included with the second part sung at the end of the episode!)

G                                              

   I can’t help it if I make a scene,

B7                                                                

  Stepping out of my hot pink limousine.

C

  I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic,

             D

When I pose, they scream and when I joke, they laugh.

        G

I got a pair of eyes that they’re getting lost in,

B7

    They’re hypnotized by my way of walking.

C

    I got them dazzled like a stage magician.

             D

When I point, they look, and when I talk, they listen.

      C      

Well, everybody needs a friend,

                                           D

And I got you and you and you. So many, I can’t even name them.

              G*              B7*       C*

Can you blame me? I’m too famous!

                    G

Haven’t you noticed that I’m a star?

                         B7

I’m coming into view as the world is turning.

                    Am         

Haven’t you noticed that I made it this far?

         G*                  B7*        Am

Now, everyone can see me burning.

         G*                  B7*        Am

Now, everyone can see me burning.

         G*                  B7*        C*      

Now, everyone can see me burning.


* (Strum Once)

A THEORY

OK SO EVERBODY THINKS THAT SADIE’S SONG IS FILLER BUT IF YOU LOOK AT THE LYRICS OF “HAVEN’T YOU NOTICED (IM A STAR)”, THE SONG ALMOST PERFECTLY DESCRIBES JASPER’S CHARACTER. IM NOT KIDDING:

I can’t help it if I make a scene,
Stepping out of my hot pink limousine.

MAKES A SCENE STEPPING OUT OF THE GREEN HAND SHIP

I’m turning heads, and I’m stopping traffic,
When I pose, they scream, and when I joke, they laugh.

EVERYBODY FREAKING OUT OVER HER

I’ve got a pair of eyes that they’re getting lost in,
They’re hypnotized by the way I’m walking,

WHEN WATCHING THE RETURN, THE FIRST SHOTS WE SEE OF JASPER ARE OF HER DAZZLING EVIL EYES, THEN LATER WE SEE THAT SEXY STRUT

I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician,
When I point, they look, and when I talk, they listen,

EVERYONE TAKING ORDERS FROM HER

well, Everybody needs a friend,
And I’ve got you and you and you

HOMEWORLD GEMS LOOK UP TO HER

So many, I can’t even name them,
Can you blame me? I’m too famous.

ACCORDING TO THE RUBIES, FAMOUS AMONGST HOMEWORLD SOLDIERS

Haven’t you noticed that I’m a star?
I’m coming into view as the world is turning.

RETURNING WHEN THE WORLD IS, QUITE LITERALLY, TOSSING AND TURNING (SUPER WATERMELON ISLAND)

Haven’t you noticed I’ve made it this far?

BUILDING HER ARMY IF DOGS AND WRECKING EVERYONE WHO GETS IN HER WAY

Now, everyone can see me burning. (x3)

WEAKNESSES BEING EXPOSED AND THEN THE CORRUPTION.

MAYBE THE EPISODE HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH HER REDEMPTION? MAYBE SOME FORESHADOWING?

ITS PROBABLY JUST MY MIND, THIRSTY FOR JASPDEMPTION DOE.

Some people are just like magicians. They’ll dazzle you with their undeniable esthetic, astonish you with their brilliant stunts and tricks, overwhelm you with their incomparable charm, leave you pondering how someone could achieve such finesse. But after the show you’ll recollect what you knew all along. It’s just an illusion.
—  10/15/2016
  • some bitch: holy shit, you are such an attention whore. the world doesn't revolve around you.
  • me: i can't help it if i make a scene, stepping out of my hot pink limousine. i'm turning heads and i'm stopping traffic, when i pose they scream and when i joke they laugh. i've got a pair of eyes that they're getting lost in. they're hypnotized by my way of walking. i've got them dazzled like a stage magician. when i point they look and when i talk they listen well. everybody needs a friend, and i've got you and you and you. so many i can't even name them, can you blame me? i'm too famous!

They’re hypnotized by my way of walking, I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician~!

I looooooved this episode.  Steven is wonderful!  His attitude and outfit was right on point.  He is Mr. Fabulous. 

Now I can’t get that song out of my head….  Decided to try a different painting style with this one!

Haven't You Noticed (I'm A Star) Lyrics

I can’t help it if I make a scene
Steppin’ out of my hot pink limousine
I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic
When I pose, they scream
And when I joke, they laugh
I’ve gotta
Pair of eyes that they’re getting lost in
They’re hypnotized by the way I’m walking
I’ve got them dazzled like a stage magician
When I point, they look and when I talk, they listen
Well
Everybody needs a friend
And I’ve got you, and you, and you
So many I can’t even name them
Can you blame me
I’m too famous!

Haven’t you noticed that I’m a star
I’m coming into view as the world is turning
Haven’t you noticed I’ve made it this far
Now everyone can see me burning
Now everyone can see me burning
Now everyone can see me burning…

(You’re welcome ;) )

I'm Too Famous (Sadie's Song)
I'm Too Famous (Sadie's Song)

So I tried my best to figure out the chords. Hopefully it doesn’t sound too rough.

G                                                                                   

I can’t help it if I make a scene,

D                                                                     

Stepping out of my hot pink limousine.

 Am                                                                    

I’m turning heads and I’m stopping traffic,

C                                                                     

When I pose, they scream and when I joke, they laugh.

 

           G                                                          

I got a pair of eyes that they’re getting lost in,

D                                                                     

They’re hypnotized by my way of walking,

Am                                                                     

I got them dazzled like a stage magician,

C                                                                      

When I point, they look, and when I talk, they listen.

                                                                     

Am                                                                     

Well, everybody needs a friend,

C                                                                     

And I got you and you and you.

D                                C                                     

So many, I can’t even name them,

D                                                     C                

Can you blame me, I’m too famous.

                     G         D       C                          

Haven’t you noticed I’m a star.

 

 

                     G           D                 C                    

Haven’t you noticed I made it this far,

         G             D               Am                                

Now everyone can see me burning. (3x)