Just saw the Hunger Games again! Tried not to cry during Rue's scene, but this is what ended up happening....
Me: Okay, don’t worry you’ve seen this movie like 4 times already and have already scene Rue’s death 4 times so you won’t cry.
*Inching towards Rue’s death scene*
Me: You promised yourself you wouldn’t cry again so you’re not going to!! Plus it’s late, if you cry you’ll fall asleep, do you REALLY want that to happen?
*Marvel throws spear into her*
Me: Okay, see? You’re okay. You’re not crying! Good job!
*3 seconds later*
Rue: Can you sing?
Me: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WELRWERWUORUAOFDDFKLAFLKAFKLASD!!!!!!!!!! RUE NO!!!!!!!!!! GET UP AND JUST SAY YOU’RE OKAY!! PLEASE! AHHHHHHH I CAN’T WATCH THIS MOVIE ANYMORE!!!!! *Runs out of theater crying my eyes out.*
*In the bathroom*
Me: Okay, control yourself, control yourself. Don’t think about Rue’s face. Don’t think about it. Please. Think about Effie Trinket’s Mahogany. I guess we’ll just stay in here until you are ready to stop crying about Rue.
*Time goes by*
Me: Okay, let’s go back.
*Walks back into theater.*
Thresh: AHHHHH! *Cannon goes off and his ‘The Fallen’ picture goes up*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs out of theater screaming*