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I can’t even. They’re so hilarious. I can’t even. Omfg. I can’t. I just-I can’t.

Just saw the Hunger Games again! Tried not to cry during Rue's scene, but this is what ended up happening....

Me: Okay, don’t worry you’ve seen this movie like 4 times already and have already scene Rue’s death 4 times so you won’t cry.

*Inching towards Rue’s death scene*

Me: You promised yourself you wouldn’t cry again so you’re not going to!! Plus it’s late, if you cry you’ll fall asleep, do you REALLY want that to happen?

*Marvel throws spear into her*

Me: Okay, see? You’re okay. You’re not crying! Good job!

*3 seconds later*

Rue: Can you sing?

Me: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WELRWERWUORUAOFDDFKLAFLKAFKLASD!!!!!!!!!! RUE NO!!!!!!!!!! GET UP AND JUST SAY YOU’RE OKAY!! PLEASE! AHHHHHHH I CAN’T WATCH THIS MOVIE ANYMORE!!!!! *Runs out of theater crying my eyes out.*

*In the bathroom*

Me: Okay, control yourself, control yourself. Don’t think about Rue’s face. Don’t think about it. Please. Think about Effie Trinket’s Mahogany. I guess we’ll just stay in here until you are ready to stop crying about Rue.

*Time goes by*

Me: Okay, let’s go back.

*Walks back into theater.*

Thresh: AHHHHH! *Cannon goes off and his ‘The Fallen’ picture goes up*

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs out of theater screaming*