The johnsnavi fam go to Disney world
CRY. PURE. YES. FIRST FAM VACATION. LONGASS HEADCANON.
Johsnavi + Disney Vacation:
- Usnavi checking, rechecking they have everything, literally not sleeping for a full week before their flight.
- Johan reminding his kids that Disney may look like a family oriented company but they are nothing but money grubbing business— (insert Usnavi slapping him)
- Claudio, responsible big bro, gets a good night sleep and remembers the passports when Usnavi accidentally leaves them on his dresser
- Namaste decides to hide in the carry-on luggage compartment and Johan and Usnavi can’t find her, their flight is delayed. “WHERE IS MY BABY” (1)
- Finally @ Disney, Johan and Usnavi decide to divide and conquer and rejoin at Frontierland for lunch.
- Claudio and Usnavi aka “I’m not getting on that…” they ride the Dumbo ride without shame
- Namaste chases down Mickey and gets lost, “WHERE IS MY BABY?!” (2)
- Twins double team Johan and end up getting him to the Buzzlighter laser shooting ride, Johan literally jumps at all the pop ups and offers peace
- Twins notice Namaste is not with Usnavi, they say nothing and disappear after her
- “WHERE ARE MY BABIES?” (3)
- Johan doesn’t want to tell Usnavi he lost the twins, Usnavi doesn’t want to tell Johan he lost Namaste
- Claudio sees them running around like every five minutes and tries to tell his father but is ignored
- Finally he runs off and Usnavi runs after him
- Johan runs after Usnavi
- They find the three kids eating massive turkey legs while Namaste wears one of the Mickey Mouse mascot heads
- No one asks why
- They watch the fireworks as a family and Johan loosens up their diet for ice cream because its been a long day
- Dads kiss under the Disney fireworks
- “EW DADDIES ARE GROSS”