Nicky: “Fuck me- I mean how are you?”
Aaron: “How do you say "I’m an asshole” in Spanish?“
Kevin: "Maybe if i beat you with a celery stick you’d finally get some nutrition.”
Neil: “How am I? Well I’m not dead, and the cops haven’t found the body yet, so I’d say I’m fine.”
Andrew: “I’m changing my name to "Stabigail” so that i can be known as “Stabby”
okay i know a lot of people aren’t with the whole andreil getting married and having a kid thing but like. andreil adopting a baby. a girl named alina with red hair and hazel eyes. alina grows up into a beautiful gay young woman. imagine her coming home for thanksgiving with kevin and thea’s daughter and going “oh yeah we’re gay” because she can. kevin wants to die. andrew feels betrayed. for once in his life neil won a bet and thea’s just proud
“What is honor compared to a woman’s love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms or the memory of a brother’s smile? Wind and words. Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.”
We wrote a holiday themed adventure for 5th Edition D&D! It’s up on the DMs Guild now for a paltry sum! If you’re looking to run a holiday themed one-shot this year then go ahead and check out “A Very Aberrant Holiday Special!”
A Far Realm entity wants to spread some holiday cheer but it doesn’t fully grasp the details of the traditions it has watched evolve for decades. It’s up to the party to put an end to this sugarplum nightmare.
Sleepover friday: if you were stuck in space with only one paladin, which one and why?
kaitlyn,,,, or should i say satan,,,,, this is actually such a difficult question and im??? i have so many questions because i feel like it would depend on the situation?????
but if you mean just chilling casually in space??? my top choice would be allura because i feel like she knows all the top space resorts to hit up for a casual decade out and about the galaxies
if i have to pick a paladin thooooo, i think i’d go for,,,, shiro?? i feel like shiro and i would have a good time seeing all the cool planets and being tourists together,,,, shiro seems like he’d have a whole itinerary planned for Maximum Fun and i’m about that tbh lmfao
thank you so much for this question im,,,,,,, wiejfoiwje