HAPPY 100 FOLLOWERS!
[Well not anymore since we’re approaching 200 somehow, but you get the drill.
Anyways, thanks for 100 followers! Here’s some Paladin centric HCs for you guys!]
★ Keith convinced Pidge to try on Allura’s crown while she wasn’t paying attention
- It got stuck on her head and they panicked and tried to cut it off with Keith’s sword
★ The “””Bonding Moment””” is a meme forever engrained in paladin history
★ Pidge voice: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a lion should be able to fly
- Lance, sliding across a table towards Keith: So, ya like jazz?
★ Everyone has seen high school musical so whenever they form Voltron, they scream the chant
★ Lance convinced everyone to do facemasks as a bonding exercise
★ Alteans never grow hair anywhere besides their head and face
- Lance remembered all the time he’s spent shaving and cried
★ It’s an ongoing joke to lean towards Keith at random times to see if he’s turning purple yet
★ Shiro found a space Sephora in another space mall and broke down in tears while Keith just patted his back awkwardly
- “Listen, I know it’s been a while, but people are staring. Shiro, get up, you’re the black paladin omg”
★ It’s a regular thing for Hunk to just carry another paladin around
★ Hunk voice: It’s a castle, it’s a ship, it’s a castle ship!
★ Pidge, Coran and Hunk upgraded the Gladiators to be more challenging and unpredictable, but in the end almost ended up killing everyone
- Allura and Lance ended up taking them out
★ They all changed outfits once out of boredom
★ Shiro found a group chat setting in the lions, and just sent a shit ton of lenny faces
★ Shiro knows for a fact that Keith has been pining over Lance since before all this Voltron Nonsense, and proceeds to be the annoying brother Keith wished he never had
- Shiro, thirsty for gossip and enjoys making his brother suffer: So what’d say to him once you saw him for the first time since the Garrison
- Keith, already planning ways he can kill himself: I pretended i didn’t know him
- Shiro, spitting out his nunvil: yoU DID W H A T
★ Coran’s mustache got cut off once, and everyone was horrified.
- It??? Grew back in a day though????
★ Pidge climbs onto the nearest person when she gets scared
★ Lance voice: We are Voltron bum ba dum bum bum bum bum
★ Coran is the one to insist he doesn’t have a favorite, but everyone knows it’s Lance
★ The paladins tried to find out if Shiro wore eyeliner or not
- They camped out in the rafters, courtesy of Pidge, with motion detectors in Shiro’s room and cameras in every bathroom
- They didn’t get their answer, and Keith fell out the rafters
★ Hunk: Gee, it sure seems like updog in here
- Lance: Hunk no
- Coran: What??
- Hunk: Y’now updog
- Allura: What??? Is updog???
- Hunk is too busy screaming to answer, and Lance is done
★ Kaltnecker is still around and scares the crap out of the paladins
- Lance, jumping five feet into the air: hOLY COW
- Hunk, Pidge and Keith: ( ° ʖ °)
- Lance: NO
★ Everyone has a group chat where the scream about Klance
★ Coran and Shiro scream the most since Keith and Lance respectively go to them more often
★ They quietly whisper right hand man whenever Allura shows up in her battlesuit
★ Alteans can glow and nobody finds out until the castle has a blackout and the paladins are shook
- Lance: i toLD YOU GUYS THIS CASTLE WAS HAUNTED
- Coran: Worry not paladins! We’ve got the situation under control
- **Allura and Coran begin glowing**
- Pidge, quietly underneath her breath: yo wtf
★ The paladins find out they can have elemental powers and proceed to freak the fuck out
- Lance: WHAT IF KEITH LIGHTS ME ON F I R E
- Keith: WHAT IF YOU DROWN US
- Pidge: I am the Lorax i speak for the trees
- Hunk: I can be friends with the Balmera!
- Shiro: I can finally fly away from all my problems
★ They all unlock them in different ways
- Keithy-boi accidentally lights his pillow on fire because he was thinking about Lance
- Somebody makes the mistake of pissing off Hunk and a rock goes flying towards them
- Shiro was finally chilling until Lance started screaming that he was floating
- Pidge got really frustrated about an invention while they were on another planet and a bunch of trees surrounded her
- Last but not least, Lance got super homesick at one point and all the sudden all the waters on the planet started rising
★ Allura, sitting at a table, eyebrows pinched in thought: What the quiznak is a peanut?
★ Paladins, pouring nunvil into tiny cups: SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOTS
★ Hunk has blackmail on everyone, but will only use it if he deems it completely necessary
★ Nobody ever lets Pidge curse and she is Tired™
★ On several occasions have the Green and Yellow lion had to save their paladins from doing something stupid in the name of science
★ Everyone tried to make lightsabers
- They were in space so why not??
- They cut off Coran’s mustache again
★ They went to a planet and drank something?? They next thing they knew is that they were in the castle, Hunk suddenly had longer hair, Pidge’s glasses were gone and that Keith and Lance had strangely similar rings
★ Lance made everyone matching letterman jackets
- Coran and Shiro teared up
★ Pidge and Hunk made Lance a camera and he screamed
★ Existential crises become a normal thing
- Shiro, suddenly pausing his training: We’re just fucking power rangers
- Hunk, dropping Pidge who he was carrying: Oh my god—to Allura and Coran we are the aliens
- Keith, stopping in the middle of an argument: My entire life, i wondered if aliens were real while i was an alien
★ Everyone assumes its Hunk who doesn’t curse, but it’s actually Lance
★ “How many episodes of Steven Universe have we missed oh my god”
★ Allura, who just found this out about balloons from Shiro: Ah, Pidge! how exactly does one get square balloons?
- Pidge, finally seizing her chance: You blow square breaths
- Allura, holding one finger up: (ό‿ὸ)ﾉ w h a t
★ Hunk remembered they disappeared before he got to see Moana and just laid down on the floor for several hours
- Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is basically his dad meaning Hunk missed his dad’s disney movie.
★ They accidentally stole a Yupper that was owned by Prince Lotor
★ Shortly after forming Voltron: What in formation?
★ Hunk has made a mental note of how many times he’s been right about people not being trustworthy
- It’s 157
★ Shiro at one point: jeez we need an adult
- Shiro, this time horrified: wait i am the adult
★ “It’s not gay if it’s in space.” “Actually the moon is a lesbian, so it is gay. check and mate, Lance.”
★ Pidge, aggressively: kISS KISS FALL IN SPACE YOU LOSERS
★ They programmed the castle to play the wii music, and Shiro nearly went on a rampage
★ Lance actually ended up knitting all the arusians sweaters
★ “We are beauty, we are grace, we are just gays lost in space” “Shiro liKES MEMES?”
★ Aliens are lowkey terrified of humans now
- “The black paladin got his arm ripped off and managed to escape the galra? Count me out”
★ “Wait, Voltron is just five lions stacked on top of each other omg this is wild”
★ The castle is actually haunted somewhat
- Nobody knows by who, but they know weird shit is always going on
★ “Who you gonna call?” “VOLTRON”
★ They’re so confused on why Allura and Coran have british accents
- We’re in space???this makes no sense????
★ Hunk tells Coran he’s helping him cook but really he’s making sure everything is safe for human consumption
★ Lance broke his arm once and Allura passed out
★ Lance and Hunk are the only ones with normal sleeping schedules
- Coran is always awake?? Nobody knows if he actually goes to sleep, they’re afraid for him
★ Coran taught Pidge every way through the vents and she now uses it to her advantage
★ Hunk is always getting marriage proposals from aliens
★ Pidge has almost been adopted on several occasions
★ They start a service that kinda works like fan mail and are surprised by how many kids want to be them
- “Why do all these kids want to be dead inside???”
★ The tag yourself meme becomes a usual thing
- “Tag urself, im that king that keith accidently set on fire”
- “I’m Shiro screaming hysterically”
- “I’m that guy who just doesn’t give any shits”
★ Allura is forever deemed Space Beyoncé
★ Coran has a special cup to protect his mustache from getting tea in it
★ Lance, waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat: Does liking Keith make me a furry?
★ Voltron malfunctioned somehow and threw them all onto the planet they were saving and no one has recovered
- “I WANT A FUCKING REFUND, THIS MAGIC CAT MAN THREW ME OUT BITCH”
- Voltron somehow beat it on it’s own???
- Everyone is salty bc it did a better job than they ever did
★ “It’s okay if you’re a furry and a texan, we still love you.” “i alREADY HAD TO DEAL WITH YOUR BROTHER BUT NOW T H I S”
★ Slav hangs around and drags everyone into the Multiverse theory
★ “gO GO POWER RANGERS” **bad sound effects**
★ They argue over what sound the particle barrier makes
- “Guys, no. it makes that sound when you hear a window opening, y’know?”
- “No, Lance, it’s more like the sound you hear when you’re on a swing”
- “Both of you are wrong, it makes that sound you hear when you drop out of the sky”
- “WE ARE STILL FIGHTING THE GALRA. But it actually makes a noise kinda like Shwooop.”
★ “How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals??”
- “Hire Voltron”
- “Everyone started hiring Voltron”
- “Rich important people hired Voltron. Poor people who could not afford to hire Voltron did not hire Voltron”
★ **The Galra start attacking the ship** “Knock knock, it’s the Galra. With huge ships. With guns. Gunships.”
★ Shiro voice: Think about it, everyday we get one day closer to getting nachos
- Hunk voice: that’s actually really nice
- Pidge voice: what if i die tomorrow and don’t get nachos?
- Keith voice: then tomorrow is nacho lucky day
- Lance voice: nO
★ Lance is always the last to find things out without fail
★ Once something was inside the castle that basically put people into a coma when the went to sleep, so everyone had to stay up for at least 2 weeks straight
- Keith was so sleep deprived that he told Lance bad space pick-up lines for two hours while they cuddled
- THEY WEREN’T DATING YET
★ They have a board that reads “The last time we did something gay”
- The longest they’ve gone is 4 days
★ Everyone always forgets what number they are
- Coran: Come on, number 3, I have something to show you!
- The Paladins: **Caveman spongebob meme**
★ “hEY NOW, YOU’RE IN VOLTRON, GET YOUR LION, GET REKT”
★ They have Bonding Sessions where they talk about their families and what they hope they’re doing
★ Everyone thinks it’s Keith or Pidge who talk about punching Iverson, but nope, it’s Hunk
- He told everyone that Matt, Professor Holt and Shiro were dead and is probably telling his family the same thing
- He’s not letting that shit slide
★ They visit Balmera regularly so Hunk can see his rock girlfriend
- “BALLmera is life amirite?”
★ Everyone has so many questions over Allura’s hair
- “Is her hair made out of clouds, or am i dreaming?”
- “How did she get all of that into a bun? i can barely put my hair into a ponytail wtf”
★ “I’m paladin” “I hate this fucking family”
★ No one can count how many times they’ve seen Keith staring at Lance while he wasn’t looking
★ Coran, obviously frustrated shortly after Pidge goes missing at some point: HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN?
- Hunk, quietly, but with a lot of feeling: You forget to cherish her