It is July the 4th.
I hear explosions outside.
I stand up from my bed.
I walk towards my window.
I look to the sky.
I see fireworks launched by my neighbors.
I open the window.
My neighbors are singing the Star Spangled Banner.
In their garden, little American flags in their hands.
You don’t see anything weird, do you ?
Well I’ll tell you.
And I’m in fucking France right now.