“I have a degree” I whisper to myself as I pick out sticky meat signs and clean them off after my hands are gross. “I have a degree” I whisper as walk around the store to great customers who don’t want to be greeted.
Hey guys I’ve been asked this before (cos I mention them a lot) but here’s how my character sheets usually look! Some rough, consistent doodles, then I come back in an hour and whinge at myself for reference later.
In other news, I’d really like an interesting Iron Man run sometime :(
• “I wanna speak to your manager!”
• *tells you the price of every item as they’re taking it out of their cart*
• “Do you work here??”
• *Gives you half of their order saying they don’t want it anymore*
• *checks out 5 min after the store closes*
• “NO! I WANT EACH ITEM BAGGED SEPARATE!!”
• *hides things in random spots of the store*
• *watches- as their baby is sucking on an item, then puts it back afterwards*
• *Lets their kids ‘pretend’ shop- filling the cart with random things*
• *asks you to take off items, then changes their mind*
• *spends 10 minutes looking for a coupon as their checking out*
• *silences you* “I’m on the phone.”
• *Leaves their garbage behind items on the shelf*