day by motherfucking day

4

He gave me 19 caps and then ascended to heaven. 

WAIT SO THIS IS A THING? THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO NEED MORE THAN ONE DAY TO FINISH A BOOK?!? like how can u sleep without knowing how it ends i’m so confused

cnn.com
Sanders: If Trump has the 'guts' to take on corporate America, he's got an ally
President-elect Donald Trump will find himself with an unlikely ally If he makes good on his promise to be an economic populist challenging corporate America, Bernie Sanders said Thursday.
By Edward Mejia Davis and Jeff Zeleny, CNN

Remember when we said that Bernie Sanders didn’t care about women or people of color? 

Originally posted by collegepsychexperiment

lance is def the type of dude to use axe body spray

Tyler: W-Well, we’re–

Tord: HAVE I CONSIDERED? HAVE I CONSIDERED?  OF COURSE I’VE CONSIDERED! CURRENTLY, TOM HAS SKIN LIKE PAPER. WANT TO KNOW WHY? A NEW DRUG. WE WEREN’T KIDDING WHEN WE SAID THIS WAS A TESTING PROGRAM, DU DRITT. WE ARE EXPERIMENTING WITH THEIR WILL TO LIVE, AND SO FAR, IT’S GOING WONDERFULLY. IF THEY CANNOT HANDLE THIS, THEN WE WILL HAVE SOME ISSUES, DEAR ANON. THIS SHOULD BE A WALK IN THE PARK FOR OUR DEAR FRIENDS, COMPARED TO WHAT’S SOON TO COME. I’M TOO TIRED TO DEAL WITH YOU.

Tyler: The last question has been answered. Choose your next viewee. 

                   MATTHEW, THOMAS, OR EDWARD?