day by motherfucking day

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He gave me 19 caps and then ascended to heaven. 

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: So in 'The Empire Strikes Back' when Vader just offs Ozzel and promotes Piett like five ranks with barely a glance like how exactly did that work out like did he have to argue with other officers that yes, in fact, Darth Vader /totally/ just made him admiral and compile witnesses and a supporting sound file or is this an event that happens frequently enough that the people who document this shit just roll their eyes and go "He fucking did it again, guys" and curse under their breaths because they just got another load of fucking paperwork to deal with another dead fucking admiral and another pile of ranks to give some random asshole and it wasn't even clarified whether he was a rear admiral or an admiral admiral so they'll just have to fucking figure that out, too, then or-

My favorite thing about having people gloss over Mulan and the other POC in Disney films came up today in class. We were talking about stereotypes and Disney films and this chick says, “You know we never really saw the girls save the day until Frozen.” And there is literally a picture of Mulan, Tiana and Pocahontas on the screen behind her. Like, I don’t know I’m pretty sure that mountain of snow did not fall on the Huns by itself, but sure Frozen was the first instance of the girl saving the day in a Disney movie. Like I’m pretty sure John Smith did not manage to save himself in Pocahontas, but sure Frozen was the first instance of a girl saving the day in a Disney movie. And I’m like 99.9% certain that Tiana definitely did not sit back and just let Naveen figure out how to break the spell, but sure Frozen is the first time the female protagonist saved the day.

happy valentine’s day, nerds ♥

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HEY so I know everyone always thinks about what would happen if Peter has to watch tony die in IW but uhhhhhh what would happen if it’s the other way around.

What if its tony who has to watch Peter- this b o y, this….ray of sunshine, who always smiled and who tony had mentored and cared for and loved like his own.
What if he has to watch as the light fades from his eyes

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It took both of them to get Kevin to the bedroom. Neil didn’t know how Kevin was going to make it up the ladder to his loft, but somehow he managed. He was asleep almost as soon as his head hit the pillow. Neil felt completely recharged as he stared up at Kevin’s bunk. He was unsteady on his feet, too buzzed to stand still. The darkness should have hidden the jittery wreck he’d become, but Andrew wasn’t fooled. He jabbed Neil’s shoulder on his way back out of the room. Neil tore his gaze away from Kevin’s unconscious form and followed.Andrew pushed him up against the wall with heavy hands and hard kisses. “Junkie.”

“I’ve been waiting for that since June,” Neil said. “You’ve been waiting longer.”

Andrew didn’t bother denying it. It was nearly dawn by the time they finally went to bed,but Neil could make up the hours on the bus ride north.

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