BUT they do, in fact, do an awful lot of getting off.
Harry startled visibly, shaking off his deer in the headlights look and huffing quietly. Louis took a final, lingering glance along his scant frame, except the puppy chub at his hips, and then kept washing his hands with a faint sneer. He expected words, biting and sarcastic, as usual. Instead, he was met with silence. Confused, Louis turned back to him as he dried his hands, ready with a scathing remark. It died on his tongue. Harry’s eyes were locked, very deliberately, on his crotch. His crotch, which was still unzipped, and therefore dick on display. Oh fuck.
“My eyes are up here, Styles,” Louis growled, cheeks flushing despite himself as he reached to do up his fly.
“Leave it.” It rasped from Harry’s throat, thick and shaky. Louis froze, fingers cupping himself.
Summary: Taking an evening class was never meant for meeting people, let alone someone with a face like Harry Styles’. But as with most things in Louis’ life, things rarely turned out as he meant for them to.
Louis meets Harry at an evening class and they begin a strange sort of friendship in a strange sort of way. But Louis has much more to worry about than just his uncertainty about Harry’s feelings for him, and Harry - well, Harry has a rusty old minivan.
So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
I did, I broke it -
No. No, you didn't. Sherlock?
Don't look at me. Look at Mycroft.
What? I didn't break it.
Hmm. That's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
No, it's not!
If it matters... probably not... but Irene was the last one to use it.
Liar! I don't even drink that crap.
Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee table earlier?
I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Mary!
Alright, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Eurus.
No. Who broke it?
Well, John's been awfully quiet.
[Cut to Eurus in the room, the rest of them fighting in the background]
I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Here are some of my favourite Valentine’s day fics! Enjoy!
The Perfect Valentine’s Day by SakuraNeko, Explicit, 4.9k After suddenly realizing that Valentine’s Day is tomorrow, Yuuri wants to make sure that their first one together is perfect. When things don’t go as planned, will Victor be able to give Yuuri the perfect Valentine’s Day that he wanted? LOVE!
Just go with it, all right? by IdunAurora, Gen, 4.2k Viktor treats his husband to a romantic evening on Valentine’s Day, and as they enjoy their bath together, they reminisce their first meeting on that very day five years prior. The evening that turned from full-on miserable to fairy tale-level wonderful against all odds. THIS IS SO CUTE AND VICTOR IS A HERO
Be my Valentine by dancey94, Teen, 2.6k Yuuri attends an event for singles with little enthusiasm. He expects to eat some food, have a drink and leave. What follows exceeds any expectations. Cute!
Deck the Halls with Love and Folly by sushicorps (Inclinant), Gen, 4k “Well…” Viktor starts but doesn’t continue because where does one even go with “I am really a world champion figure skater but I got distracted because I think you’re really cute and now you’re offering to teach me how to ice skate and I’m actually about to say yes?” THIS IS SO GOOD PLEASE READ IT! The author just updated today and added a quick V-Day story!
Hi! You don't have to do this any time soon or anything, but I wanted to ask if you could gather a collection of all the fics written for @beanpots' Day & Night AU? I was reading over mine and contemplating adding more to it, when I realized I hadn't read any of the other fics inspired for it. And now I'm curious to see the other fics. Thanks for all the work you do! <3
This is one of my favourite AUs!! Much love to @beanpots who created the original AU that started it all which you can find here!
(The wonderful art was created by @vulpes–vulpes and you can find the original post here! Permission was granted by the artist, please do not repost!)
Day and Night AU
of dusk and dawn and a love beyondby exile_wrath, Gen, 5.5k The King of Day, Victor, drops flowers to the Ruler of Night, Yuuri, to express his love for him; yet, they are always returned, as Yuuri thinks that they’re dropped by mistake. Victor cries and plucks wishes off the petals every time, remembering the time when once, they had been together. SO GOOD I LOVE THIS
Carpe Diem, Carpe Noctem by Libika, Gen, 3.2k Yet he couldn’t help but let his mind wander and think about this beautiful man in a glistening gown, with hundreds of stars shining brightly on it. The way his eyes shined – as they were made of thousands of stars themselves – when he was thinking about something. The Sky court was bathed in sunlight, and he couldn’t help but feel a bit melancholic. Very sweet!
When the Sun Met the Moon by Birdieee, Not Rated, 5.4k The rulers of the two kingdoms are as distant as the stars themselves, yet the invisible thread of fate binds them together. What happens when the sun and the moon fall in love? Lovely Day and Night AU!
A Lunar Eclipse to Remember by Phoenix_Rising719, Gen, 7.5k The King of Night, Yuuri Katsuki, is doing his best to keep it together and host a Lunar Eclipse Gala on his own. But that only works so well with out poor anxiety ridden child. But that’s nothing a little liquid courage can’t fix, right? Such a great fic!
Dusk & Dawn by Watermelonsmellinfellon, Mature, 3.5k Victor was the King of Day. Dawn incarnate. Yuuri was the King of Night. Dusk incarnate. Dawn and Dusk come together twice every day, to exchange duties. They are eternal, existing in a romance as old as time itself. And the celestial bodies of their universe forever turn because of their power and love. I LOVE this!
The Eclipse of Roses by OrionHunts, Gen, 2k Victor is the king of daytime, better known as Day, and is crushing on his neighboring king, Night. After sending countless flowers Yuuri’s way, it finally takes Night’s dear friend Dusk (Phichit) to give the two of them the final push into falling in love. Phichit is the best matchmaker tbh
Sky of Endless Love by CagedBirdSings, Gen, 3.2k (WIP) In a Realm far above the Earth, the King of Day leaves behind roses of vivid red - all in the hopes of having his feelings reach the King of Night. Meanwhile, Yuuri wonders why Victor keeps dropping his roses. SO FREAKIN CUTE
Stardust by Iki_victuri, Not Rated, 5.9k After millennia of crossing paths daily Yuuri still had never even gazed upon the Day King’s face. All that will change in a fraction of a moment, along with his life, forever. Thumbs up!
Finally Here by darklilcorner, Gen, 1.9k Yuuri is the King of Night and Viktor is the King of Day. Grateful to the Night for allowing him to rest, Viktor leaves meaningful roses for Yuuri. The roses show how he feels, but Yuuri always returns them… Great fic!
morning and night by cosmofluous, Gen, 2.9k (WIP) He really does hang the stars in the sky, and burn as bright as the sun. The descriptions in this fic are amazing!
Of Cloudless Climbs and Starry Skies by Maiden_of_the_Moon, Gen, 1.5k The King of Day should not turn his head to watch. He should not hesitate, even though the sun does in the distance. He should not drop that single rose when their slippers align, when their gossamer gowns chafe whispers, and starlight pokes pinpricks into the dome of the sky. He should not romanticize that moment when day is overcome by night.But in being so overcome, how can he not? Very good fic!
For Your Time (I’ll Give You This Smile) by Liana_Legaspi, Gen, 2.2k “Do you love me?” the King of Day says to Yuuri’s retreating back.Stop.Think.“I haven’t decided yet.” Yuuri confesses, “I might hate you.”There’s a smile in Viktor’s voice that’s sweeter than any lullaby Yuuri’s ever heard. “Then, if that’s the case, I’ll wait with you until you decide.” WOW!
Open Up The Stars by Kisnau, Gen, 9.4k (WIP) The Sun and Moon were old friends. This is not a story of the Sun and Moon, equal entities and ancient neighbors. This is a story of their children, Night and Day.