listen the fact that i have been able to see so many musicals is a goddamn gift and not everyone has that ability and i would literally fight so my friends could see the shows they love live, but they cant so they have to settle for shitty bootlegs cause its all they can get and the industry could change this!!! they have the ability to do professional shoots for literally every show ever!!! and people would still want to see the shows live because theres something incredible about live theater that we all love!
neil josten: I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade
andrew minyard: you’re yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????
kevin day: I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water
nicky hemmick: Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it.
matt boyd: got yelled at by my mom cos i kept pronouncing "Dwanye" The Rock Johnson the same way one pronounces “Kanye” West
dan wilds: “if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?” go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
renee walker: do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”
allison reynolds: anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
aaron minyard: i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”
david wymack: I used too much No More Tears shampoo in 1973 and haven’t felt a single emotion since then
betsy dobson:[to andrew] *therapist voice* you are stupid and gay
abby winfield: fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
jean moreau: once in the fifth grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused i said ‘jeremy you’ve been to my house’
jeremy knox: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that one time i didn’t understand that my waiter was just trying to give me my change so i fist bumped him instead
sara alvarez: if the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails you set the place on fire and cry
laila dermott: I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.
erik klose: white lips, pale face, im gay, outer space