Family Update 2: Someone brought a friend home from work…
Christian: Idc what you say this lil guy is now my blood and I love him and we’re keeping him.
Lavender: Whatever you want old man. He’s pretty cute.
Christian: ISNT HE??? WHOS MY BEST BOY - YOU’RE MY BEST BOY ARENT YOU DUCKY - YES YOU AREEEE, YES YOU AREEE -
Lavender: Alright, just don’t let your ACTUAL son hear you say that -