- Dawn: May, did you eat all the donuts?
- May: No.
- Dawn: I can see the white powder on your pants.
- May: That’s cocaine.
I wish you would write a fic where Simmons and grif switch bodies and Simmons starts getting all upset about how grif smells and grif just doubles over. And he's just like "I never knew" all quite and stuff because it turns out some of Simmons parts don't work too well or something so he's in constant pain. So grif is like "as soon as we switch back we're fixing this. Bonus if he yells at sarge.