While I know what a ship is, would someone kindly explain to me why the rest if the tumblr-verse (patent pending) ship Fili and Kili? They’re brother for Christ sake! I mean I don’t many trying to put Oin and Gloin or Balin and Dawlin! This one thoroughly bothers me…though to be fair Thorin/Bilbo tweaks me a bit. And NOT in a good way. Can’t we people ever just go see a movie to fall into the story telling and the adventure and not try to make a bunch of men, mostly brothers, cousins and uncles, have sex with one another?! What is wrong with you?
Oh and ¡Spoiler Alert! /facepalms; Both Kili and Fili die at the end.