alex: whatever he broke you should’ve gotten the extended warranty
dawayne johnson: no, no, no i’m dawayne johnson.
alex: ooooooh your dawayne johnson, well the water fountain is over there but personally i don’t think you should fix it, it’s funny when people get squirt in the eye.
dawayne johnson: i’m sure its funny but i’m dawayne johnson the actor.
alex: great! i’m alex russo and my hobby is I like to poke things with a stick. but i haven’t figured out how to make money with that yet so, i’m in school, actors need a second job until they make it, your a plumber.