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Johnny Depp on David Letterman show:

-He'a a legend, He’s Al Pacino. He’s an amazing actor certainty but, you know, the one thing I didn’t really  know about Pacino, prior to the shooting was that he’s certifiably insane.
-Oh really, you’ve seen the paperwork apparently. How does that manifests itself?
-He has a joke, he likes to tell
-He likes to tell joke?
-Oh yes, he likes to tell jokes and he liked tell me this one specific joke over and over. And I really didn’t understand it.
-You didn’t get the joke.
-I did’t get the joke.
-And he thought it was your problem that you didn’t get the joke.
-Yeah absolutely, he definitely thought it was my problem.
-So he keeps wearing you down with the same joke.
-He flicked at it upon me and I could feel like, you know, IQ points dropping.
-The greater the pressure, the dumper you feel. Did you ever understand the joke?
-I finally figured it out yeah.
-Do you remember the joke?
- Yeah. He used to lean over and go “A skeleton goes into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.” But I mean on a loop.
-Over and over again. I must say, you kind of expect a little more from Al Pacino. I’m kind of on your side here. I get it but I don’t want to admit that I get it.

Me, while watching potc5:

Originally posted by gifsforthemasses

If you believe that men and women have equal rights, and then someone asks if you’re a feminist, you have to say yes. Because that is how it works.
You can’t be like ‘Yeah, I’m a doctor that primarily does diseases of the skin.’
'Oh, so you’re a dermatologist?’
'Oh no, that’s way too an agressive word, not at all, not at all.’
—  Aziz Ansari, 2014
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Undoubtedly one of Letterman’s most iconic performances in his 33 year tenure was Tori’s performance of the Tom Waits’ hit “Time” (September 18, 2001). Tori was Letterman’s first guest after 9/11 and it was clear that her performance moved him. Tori would be a guest on Letterman numerous times.