david-garcia

when hotch roasts an unsub/suspect:

👀👌gOod 👀 shIT👌hUh👀 go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do say so my self 💯 i say so 💯

  • Someone: How are you?
  • Me: I'm fine :)
  • Inner Me: Okay I just wanna know how Garcia knows how to spell every name the team tells her to search ??! Like I can barley spell my own name some days ??! And she just knows how to spell any given name handed to her ?!!! Names have so many different spellings and she ??! always guesses the right spelling?!! I wi..sh.,.
  • Me, before posting a selfie: *remembers every criminal minds episode involving social media*
  • Me: posts it anyways
every episode of criminal minds
  • Reid: *is injured and/or just having a hard time right now also he's probably on the floor*
  • Morgan: *worried about Reid*
  • Garcia: *worried about everyone*
  • Morgan and Garcia: *verbally doing it while they worry*
  • Prentiss: *speaking every language at once while shooting bottles off a fence from 6 miles away* *sins to win*
  • JJ: *being an actual angel she is literally floating while a choir sings heavenly in the background*
  • Hotch: *can't see because he's been trying to find his way out from under his eyebrows the entire episode* *eventually does, gets the job done, and goes home to his son*
  • Rossi: *getting in everybody else's shit so he can hear about their drama and write about it but not help*
  • Rossi: *spaghettis*