david pérez

Me calling Blizzard at 3am stoned as fuck:
Listen man….. I’ve got an idea,,, ok okay so you know David Hasselhoff?? And his saying?? “Don’t hassle the hoff???” Okay hear me out dude,,,Roadhog gets a David Hasselhoff skin and a new voice line saying “Don’t hassle the hog.” Amirite???????????

Blizzard employee: (deadpan and tired)
Please stop calling about that.