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The Doctors as "My Immortal" Quotes

William Hartnell: “Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall"

Patrick Troughton: “Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a Gothic version of a song by 50 Cent.”

Jon Pertwee: “And den……………..I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11”

Tom Baker: “U must go back in time and sedouce him. It is the only way.”

Peter Davison: “he put his arm around me all protective.”

Colin Baker: “I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.”

Sylvester McCoy: “What was DAT al about?”
“It wuz to blackmail u.” I snarked.

Paul McGann: (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!)

Christopher Eccelston: “You dunderheads!1111111111” screamed Dumbledore wisely"

David Tennant: “I’m good at too many things? WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!”

Matt Smith: “STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS”

Peter Capaldi: “I was even upset went to rehearsal with my Gothic metal band, Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the leader singer of it and I play guitar”

I’m so sorry.

Maid For A Day - Dave Hodgman

Author: @mf-despair-queen

Characters: Dave Hodgman/Reader

Word Count: 4345

Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Oral (both receiving in a way), Master Kink

Notes: I blame Persona 5 for this idea. It was just a funny idea and I can see Dave’s friends trying to get him laid. This is kinda just pure silliness that leads to fucking a hot guy.

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Team USA candidates if their team is eliminated.

Flames:
Matthew Tkachuk
Johnny Gaudreau

Ducks:
Ryan Kesler
Chris Wagner*
Josh Manson*
Jared Boll*
Nate Thompson

Rangers:
Kevin Hayes
Chris Kreider
J.T. Miller
Derek Stepan*
Adam Clendening
Steven Kampfer
Brady Skjei
Ryan McDonagh*

Habs:
Brian Flynn
Alex Galchenyuk
Michael McCarron
Max Pacioretty*
Jeff Petry
Al Montoya

Leafs:
Auston Matthews
Brian Boyle
James Van Riemsdyk
Matt Hunwick
Connor Carrick
Jake Gardiner

Caps:
John Carlson
T.J. Oshie
Matt Niskanen
Nate Schmidt
Kevin Shattenkirk

Hawks:
Patrick Kane
Trevor Van Riemsdyk
Ryan Hartman
Vinnie Hinostroza
John Hayden
Tanner Kero
T.J. Motte
Nick Schmaltz
Scott Darling*

Preds:
Craig Smith
Auston Watson*
Colin Wilson
Anthony Bitetto*

Sharks:
Paul Martin*

Oilers:
Patrick Maroon

Blues:
Jordan Schmaltz*
Zach Sanford

Wild:
Charlie Coyle
Zach Parise*
Jordan Schroeder
Jason Zucker
Nate Prosser
Ryan Suter*

Penguins:
Nick Bonino
Matt Cullen*
Phil Kessel
Bryan Rust
Tom Sestito
Conor Sheary
Ian Cole
Brian Dumoulin
Ron Hainsey*

Jackets
Cam Atkinson
Brandon Dubinsky
Nick Foligno
Brandon Saad
Jack Johnson
Seth Jones
Zach Werenski *

Senators:
Ryan Dzingel
Bobby Ryan
Colin White
Tommy Wingels
Chris Wideman
Craig Anderson*
Mike Condon*

Bruins:
Jimmy Hayes
David Backes*
Noel Acciari
Sean Kuraly
Tim Schaller
Drew Stafford
Torey Krug
Brandon Carlo*
Frank Vatrano
Kevan Miller
John-Michael Liles*
Charlie McAvoy
Tommy Cross

*unlikely to participate (personal opinion)
P.S. Can you tell I’m bored with my team not being in the playoffs.

Carol Therese Potter, you were named for two of the raddest lesbians in the history of love stories

Hedwig Arol Potter, you were named for two owls. No reason behind it

Bedknob Broomstick Potter, you were named for a rad ass magical movie

Glinda Goodwitch Potter, I owed the land of Oz a favor after Dorothy lent me her shoes to fix the mess you made in your fourth year

Cursed Child Potter, you were named after one of the biggest mistakes in expanded continuity

Willy Wonka Potter, your god-uncle owns a dope-ass candy factory so it only fits I name you for him

Thranduil Galadriel Potter, you were named for two of the most fabulous characters in fantasy literature

Hagrid Minerva Potter, you were named for the two people who actually gave a damn about me as a person and not an object or a means to an end

Fabian Frank Potter, you were named for two of the bravest men who ever lived

Buckbeak Dobby Potter, you were named for two of the gnarliest magical creatures I knew

Mary Poppins Potter, you were named for the greatest witch who ever lived, and could’ve beaten Voldemort with her eyes closed but she didn’t want to embarrass me

David Cameron Potter, you were named for a pig-fucker, which is honestly less offensive than my original idea

Albus Severus Potter, you were named after two Hogwarts professors I happened to know. One was a complete douche canoe, not only to me, but also to my friends, causing trauma and strife and pain. The other used me as a tool to defeat the dark lord and never told me jack

Paperclip Rockstop Potter, you were named after two random objects

Slash Fanfiction Potter, you were named for what everyone will be doing once the Cursed Child plotline is widely known

Frodo Baggins Potter, you were named for the last ring bearer of The One Ring, to Rule Them All, One Ring to Find Them, and in the Darkness, Bind Them

Widow Tracer Potter, you were named for my favorite Overwatch ship that I fell into and is now sailing away with me at top speed to open sea. Good luck with your life or whatever