david i'm so in love with you

The Foxes as things my roommates have said
  • Renee: (when asked if she could beat us in a fight) Well I didn't want to brag but I could destroy all of you.
  • Kevin: I have training in the morning but that's for sober me to worry about.
  • Andrew: I only like two things in life: being gay and getting into fights. And I just got done being gay.
  • Aaron: I'm going to the library. If you see me there, please pretend you didn't.
  • Nicky: oh man you're heterosexual? what a shame. what a fucking shame.
  • Dan: My mom was artificially inseminated. I didn't need a man to be born and I don't need one now.
  • Matt: You guys are my friends and I love you but you're fucking idiots.
  • Neil: I'm starting to realize I didn't have a happy childhood. Should I, like, see a therapist or something?
  • Allison: I'd invite you to thanksgiving at my family's summer home in Vermont but I can't let you see me and my family wear matching polo shirts and khakis
  • Bonus from my RA:
  • David: I want you all to consider me a friend! But also remember that I can get you kicked out so don't pull any shit.
  • Abby: No need to call 911. I have some bandaids in my room and also some vodka but don't tell anyone about that.
  • Bee: You can talk to me at any time, day or night. But I know you won't, you emotionally stunted bastards.

bastille does literally the best mashups and covers in the world they’re so hecking talented and here’s some proof:

no angels mashup (the xx, tlc)

drop it like it’s royal mashup (rihanna, katy perry, lorde, beyoncé, florence & the machine, snoop dogg)

final song mashup (mø, europe, graig david)

locked out of heaven mashup (bruno mars, rihanna, jay-z, kanye west, the xx)

this is what you came for mashup (calvin harris ft. rihanna, taylor swift, nancy sinatra)

we can’t stop cover (miley cyrus)

(i just) died in your arms cover (cutting crew)

dreams cover ft. gabrielle aplin (fleetwood mac)

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Spencer Reid x Reader (smut)

Requested: Yes. Anon: hey! I really love your blog and I was wondering if you could do a reid x reader where the reader has a wet dream about Spencer and she finally tells him about her dream after he asks her what’s wrong and it ends in smut?? thank you so much

Word Count: 3,589, Warnings: Swearing, NSFW, Oral Sex.

A/N: Oh my God okay so I went a little crazy on this one and it’s a full fledged long fic. I was writing this and I actually needed to take a break my palms were sweating because Reid is so fucking hot. Anyway, I hope you like it! Please let me know if you want a Part 2 ;)

- M xo

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Originally posted by hisirishsoufflegirl

Sprawled out on your bed, your naked form was being admired and touched by a handsome man. He glided his fingers up and down the sides of your thighs as he placed sensual kisses on your stomach. “God, you’re so beautiful.”, whispered Spencer. 

Wait what? Spencer? Hold on. Did you just have a wet dream about your nerdy co-worker?

You woke up in your bed covered in sweat as you tried to calm down your flustered state as you panted heavily trying to vaguely recollect the memories of the dream you had just had. It wasn’t a bad dream, in fact, it was amazing. You squeezed your thighs together in hopes of some sort of relief, but all you could do was think about the dream, which made your state even worse.

You sat there in silence as you tried to comprehend what had just happened. You’d been working at the BAU for 4 years now and you had never thought of Spencer that way. Sure he was tall, had gorgeous chiselled cheekbones and never failed to amaze you with his intelligent brain. Oh, God. Here you were thinking inappropriately about your co-worker at 3 in the morning when you had to be in for work at 7. There was no way you were going to act normal in front of him after this strange yet intoxicating image of you and Spencer practically having sex ingrained in your brain. All you could do was try to get back to sleep and hope that the flush would be over in the morning.

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the foxes as things i've tweeted
  • andrew: i like hot chocolate and chain smoking instead of doing things i'm supposed to be doing
  • + bonus andrew: 20 likes and i'll kill my crush
  • aaron: exam self care is eating a pound of chocolate covered coffee beans and astral projecting into a wendy's parking lot to knife fight with god
  • neil: this is just a gentle reminder that i am pretty much permanently Emotionally Unavailable thank u goodbye
  • + bonus neil: kiss me or kill me. or both. lets just get this over with
  • kevin: i'm listening to tchaikovsky and shostakovich and getting drunk. this is the fucking #life don't bother me
  • + bonus kevin: my kink is when my teammates do their fucking jobs
  • allison: do i want to kiss her or steal her look?
  • + bonus allison: i want to look good AND fuck people up
  • seth: i'm a literal wet heap of garbage and i want to die
  • nicky: i'm not here to be reasonable i'm here to be gay and have fun
  • matt: listen to me. every time this girl breathes i want to give her everything i own she deserves the world i love her
  • dan: men are weak and disgusting. except for that one he can stay
  • renee: having good friends is a religious experience and i will protect them with my life
  • additional
  • wymack: [letting my cats outside] you are idiots. i hate you. i know youre going to get hurt. [opening door] i love u go get 'em
  • jean: je don't know, je don't care, je want u to go away
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“You were planned, Noah. Engineered.“ Noah practically radiated frustration.

"For what?" 

"To be the hero,” David said, looking at Noah like he was his greatest disappointment. “To slay the dragon. But you fell in love with it instead.”

10

To the wonderful cast of Bones: it has been an amazing journey and an experience of a lifetime to be a fan of yours. As a fandom, we have been so so lucky to have witnessed all that you have to offer, and all that can be achieved when you have a group of extremely humble and dedicated actors together. A group of actors who all like each other so much, and who get along so well, and who then form their own makeshift family. “There’s more than one kind of family” - this quote is so, so true for both the characters on Bones as well as their respective real-life counterparts. To say that I’m going to miss Bones so much is an understatement, because, as every true Bones fan knows and understands, it’s not just the show that we will miss - it’s everything. The cast, the crew, the behind-the-scenes action - we will miss it all. And I dare say that our cast is, and will always be, the best cast that has ever existed. Period.

So, to our dearest Emily, David, Michaela, TJ, Tamara, (new) John and (old) John, Eric, Patricia, Michael, Pej, Eugene, Carla, Laura, Ignacio, Joel, Luke, Brian, and to everyone else, especially Hart, Stephen, Kathy, Michael and Jonathan; on behalf of the fandom, I’d like to express my heartfelt gratitude for everything that you have given us with this beautiful, one-of-a-kind show. Thank you for all the memories, and fun, and joy, and laughter that you have brought into our lives. Thank you for being who you are, and for always acknowledging us as well - it just makes the experience of being YOUR fan all the more fun and awesome. You’ll be in our hearts, always. 

They say that “you can love a lot of people shows in this world, but there’s only one person show that you’ll love the most”. For me, that’s Bones, and that is all thanks to the most amazing cast to ever exist. 

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Here you go whatisyourlefteyebrowdoingdavid. You want to shoot angst at me then I will shoot it right back. David upset on the beach, that’s versatility for you ;). And I don’t think I need to explain who the “inappropriate kissing situation” was about. LOL. The war continues!

GotG Vol. 2 Basically (spoilers)
  • Rocket: I'm gonna steal some batteries
  • Drax: HAHAHAHA
  • Peter: WHAT THE HECK MAN?!
  • Gamora: I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS
  • Nebula: Why am I here? Seriously let me go so I can kill Thanos
  • BabyGroot: I am Groot *so adorable*
  • _____
  • Ego: Peter, I am your dad
  • Peter: Oh... I was still lowkey expecting David Hasselhoff
  • _____
  • Yondu: EVERYONE STAY AWAY FROM MY SON
  • TaserFace: MUTINY!!!
  • Rocket: LMAO TASERFACE
  • Nebula: What the heck am I doing?
  • BabyGroot: *Adorably gives random crap to Yondu*
  • Kraglin: Yo
  • _____
  • Mantis: I can sense people's feelings
  • Peter: Okay sure
  • Mantis: You feel love for Gamora!
  • Gamora: WHAT? (Like I don't know already)
  • Peter: DAMN IT MANTIS, YOU COULD HAVE SAID I FELT HUNGRY
  • Drax: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....by the way you are so ugly
  • Mantis: Okay :D
  • Drax: Like seriously disgusting
  • _____
  • Peter: I'm so happy, dance with me, I know you like me ;D
  • Gamora: What are you talking about? (Of course I like you ;D) Don't get this the wrong way but something isn't right
  • Peter: WHY?! I'M HAPPY AND MY DAD IS A PLANET, YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS
  • Gamora: wow, that escaleted quickly
  • _____
  • Ego: I loved your mom and hated leaving you
  • Peter: Maybe we can finally be a happy family!!
  • Ego: Of course! You only need to help me kill everyone
  • Peter: What? ._.
  • Ego: Also, btw I killed your mom
  • Peter: WHAT THE----- YOU AREN'T DAVID HASSELHOFF
  • _____
  • Yondu: PETER, I HAVE COME FOR YOU SON!
  • Peter: I thought you wanted to kill me
  • Yondu: NO, I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU
  • Rocket: Yeah yeah yeah, LET'S BLOW THE PLANET
  • Nebula: Sup, I'm part of the team now, Gamora let me leave to kill Thanos already!
  • Mantis: I can help you guys too!
  • Drax: Thank you Mantis...you are ugly
  • Sovereigns: PREPARE TO DIE
  • Rocket: Groot, don't push this button
  • BabyGroot: I am Groot *adorably threatens to push deadly button*
  • Yondu: I AM MARY POPPINS, HE IS SO COOL
  • Peter: Pfff yeah HE is
  • _____
  • *THEY DEFEAT EGO AND YONDU (you know sad sad)*
  • Peter: Turns out Yondu was my David Hasselhoff
  • Nebula: I kind of wanna stay... but I'm going to kill Thanos, bye
  • Gamora: Good luck (see you in Infinity War)
  • Rocket: I promise to be less of a jerk now...at least I promise to try remembering it
  • Kraglin: This is an mp3,300 hundred songs
  • Peter: :O!!!!
  • Gamora: You know, I do kind of like you
  • Peter: I was just waiting for you to say it
  • Drax: Hey Mantis, you are beautiful...but only in the inside... DEEEEEEEEP INSIDE
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Top 15 Gillovny Quotes

15. “I’d say, ‘why don’t we just have sex? Let’s get it on with right here on the table of this coffee shop!’ He better fucking say ‘yes’!” - Gillian Anderson

14. “I’m here and I heart Scully.” - David Duchovny
“And I heart Mulder all the way from Belfast.” - Gillian Anderson

13. “Nate’s…Nate’s the single guy.” - David Duchovny

12. “There’s an attraction. Maybe more than an attraction, but it’s not going to happen.” - Gillian Anderson

11. We’ve known each other for more than 21 years. We are best friends. And always will be.” - Gillian Anderson

10. “Gillian has beautiful eyes. Her eyes anchor me to the scene. They’re big and they’re blue and they’re wet.” - David Duchovny

9. “I think as you get older, I think if you’re lucky, if you’re maturing, the stuff that used to bother you, the little things, kind of evaporate and all that’s left is the heart. And that’s all we have left is just total appreciation of one another.” - David Duchovny

8. “Lying in bed in Jodhpur watching live NYCC panel. Miss you guys. Especially one of you.” - Gillian Anderson

7. “We see each other on rare and pleasant occasions and it’s nice. It’s a great relationship and I’m very fond of it and him.” - Gillian Anderson

6. “It’s magical and difficult, wondrous and painful, frustrating and joyous, as any intense , intimate relationship is.” - Gillian Anderson

5. It’s a little as if we have secrets between us. Everything is conveyed by communication beyond words. Perhaps, after all, you could interpret that as love.” - David Duchovny

4. “We embraced and I just burst into tears. We held our embrace for a really long time and I think it was just flooding over us, the importance of this agreement that we’ve had to be in each other’s lives in a very powerful way.” - Gillian Anderson

3. “We have a connection, not just in the fact that we experienced that together, but we have, as two human beings, we have a connection and a camaraderie and a dynamic between the two of us that is also unique to me than any other relationship that I have in my life. There’s an intimacy there, that only exists there, in that particular way.” - Gillian Anderson

2. “David and Gillian stood in that room together alone, and held each other for a good five minutes. They didn’t talk, they didn’t move, they just held each other. Tears running down their faces.” - Kim Manners

1. “You could just see it in their faces, how much they truly did love each other. And that wasn’t just Dana and Fox, that was David and Gillian. They truly, truly loved each other. Oh, I never saw anything like it. I’ve been in this business all my life, literally. And I think David and Gillian’s relationship, Scully and Mulder, are one of the greatest male/female in TV history.” - Kim Manners

Originally posted by dailygillovny