david hoover (the crooked man)

The Strange Men Series cast are all looking at a broken coffee machine
  • Keith: All right, who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know who.
  • David: It was me, I broke it, let me pay for-
  • Keith: No. No you didn't. Paul?
  • Paul: Don't look at me! Look at Marion!
  • Marion: What? I didn't break it!
  • Paul: Huh. That's weird. How did you know it was broken?
  • Marion: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's BROKEN.
  • Paul: Suspicious....
  • Marion: No, it's not!
  • Sophie: If it matters, probably not, but Regan was the last one to use it
  • Regan: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Sophie: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Regan: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that, Sophie!!!
  • David: Ok, ok, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Keith
  • Keith: NO. Who broke it?
  • Paul: ...Shirley's been awfully quiet
  • Shirley: reALLY?!
  • Paul: YEAH, REALLY!!!
  • Everyone: *Fighting*
  • Keith:
  • Keith: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. Its was getting a little chummy around here.

looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Miki Takamura

looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Sophie Grundler

looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: David Hoover

looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you: Keith Baring

sinnamon roll: Rin Yamazaki