Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka got married over the weekend in Italy. Gideon wore a top hat, because he’s just that kind of guy, and acted as the “orange boy,” according to wedding guest Kelly Ripa:
“Harper was going to be the flower girl and Gideon was going to be the ring bearer, and he said, ‘I don’t want to be the ring bearer!’ And they said, 'OK, well, what do you want to be?’ And he said, 'I want to be the orange boy.’ And he passed out oranges to everybody as he came down the aisle. He came up with it on his own. He had his little tux and his top hat and he was passing out oranges. Later on during the night, we were dancing I said to him, 'Look, Gideon, I saved your orange because I’m going to keep it forever. And he goes, 'Oh, you shouldn’t! It’s so delicious!’”
Somehow this family makes pretentious look cute, and it’s extremely frustrating.