DAVE: yo man its getting pretty late i should probably get goin

JOHN: don’t you want to watch another movie or something?
JOHN: i could– i could make some popcorn up if you want.
JOHN or we could maybe walk to the gas station down the street and snag some more snacks??
DAVE: uh

DAVE: as much as id love to i really gotta bounce
JOHN: wait–

John and Dave are OFFLINE!

DAVE: hey im gay
JOHN: i’m not so gay!

JOHN: ah man, i wanna fart.
DAVE: i mean truly nothings stopping you
DAVE: especially me because god knows ive tried to stop you and youve let it rip anyways

JOHN: dave, what if i tried to murder you right now?
DAVE: i dont know id probably be upset

DAVE: motherfucking jesse eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfuckin facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit
JOHN: i have no idea what we’re talking about right now.
DAVE: god damn created facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winklevoss twins god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i cant even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck jesse eisenberg man
JOHN: dave, you’re scaring me.
DAVE: motherfucking spider-man spider-man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with this bare hands fucking best friend shit jesse eisenberg
DAVE: im very tired