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So is there a hidden rule saying that you have to blow up the moon when you use the Sacrificial Slab to reach god tier? Because this is now the third time we’ve seen this happen, and the moon has been destroyed every single time.

Previously, Bec Noir blew up Derse and its moon when it was Aradia’s turn, and Rose and Dave’s Derse Moon was blown up by The Tumor. 

anonymous asked:

Actually, you can at least get half of Jade/Jake, John/Jane, Rose, and Dave’s since we know where and when they were born (well, for Jade/Jake it’s more a relative thing since we don’t know exactly where but I used Hawaii’s position as a likely close by archipelago) so we do have somewhat of a natal chart (it’d be as if they were someone who didn’t know what time they were born. So we do have something.

well technically they were ectobiologized by john in the medium, outside of earth unicerse, that was their true birth

they just landed on earth as babies in those times/places

so the concept of a zodiac/natal chart in general doesnt technically really exist for any of them

How the beta kids met

Jade on yahoo answers: Is it normal to not have a belly button??????
Hi I’m 7 and I dont live around a lot of people so I wanted to know, is it normal that I dont have one??????

Dave: thats a fucking stupid question of course no one has belly buttons thats just a lie that the Big Media pushes to make us all feel bad about ourselves

John: I guess its not TOO weird!!!!! I’m the same age and I don’t have one either :B

Rose: Hello, I’m a doctor and this is a sign of a terrible illness. Sad to say it but you are all going to die by age 10. There is no hope for you now. God Bless your young soul.

rose, jolting dave awake at 3am near the end of the first year: dave. dave i havent slept in 2 days and im going to lose my mind here if we dont do something interesting soon so i just decided hannukah is right now. its started i already alchemised a menorah ok i just wanted to let you know. love you 

dave, not fucking understanding anything thats happening: youre valid