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i’ve been super stressed about art lately!! so i did this. these are all my headcanons for the characters as far as ethnicity goes, if you want specifics, you can absolutely ask. 

Homestuck doesn’t queerbait, it straightbaits.

Remember when the comic seemed as if Dave would end up with Jade and Karkat would end up with Terezi? Yeah well DaveKat is canon instead

Way back when it seemed like John and Rose were set up to be together but she has super hot alien vamp wife.

Roxy and John are getting along well! Oh no she’s gay and possibly dating his grandma too

Terezi obviously has to choose between Karkat and D– nevermind she chose Vriska

The hets have been bamboozled again

If you like Friends but want a more updated version, you should watch Happy Endings:

Happy Endings is a beautiful show that was canceled too soon. But more importantly, it is so much like an updated version of Friends that one of the characters even calls them each by their friends equivalent at one point (while drugged after going to the dentist…obviously).

Your new Monica is Jane Kerkovich-Williams: a bisexual goddess control freak

Originally posted by folkinz

She is married to Brad, your new Chandler: 

Originally posted by geek-ramblings

Jane’s sister, Alex, literally runs out on her own wedding in the pilot. Also in the fashion world (owns her own shop).

Originally posted by gifs-from-the-seaside-ca

Then there’s Penny, who is the wacky single girl friend (definitely a less dramatic backstory than Phoebe… )

Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

Waiting for new Joey? Look no further than Max, the gay/jewish player.

Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

Thinking, “Hey, I could do without a Ross”? Well, don’t worry. Dave is definitely sometimes a jerk but in no way as creeptastic as Mr. Friendzone Divorce Guy. Also, he’s the chef of the group, you know, some things have to change. 

Originally posted by anticipatingevaporation

Go, watch, be happy. All episodes are on hulu, last I checked. This is an easy show to plow through and definitely worth it. 

Blog Descriptions of the Homestuck Kids
  • John: No description, frequently changes his header title to different topical memes
  • Rose: "I post about crafts, writing tips, and destroying the patriarchy. Go follow my girlfriend."
  • Dave: "dave."
  • Jade: "jade/16/female (she/her pronouns please! c:) no byf, just be nice, assholes get blocked! check out my art tag!"
  • Jane: "this is the OFFICIAL blog of the heiress jane crocker, all other blogs in my name are FAKES and their recipes are NOT VERY GOOD!"
  • Jake: "if you're here to send me some anon hate, PREPARE TO BE WRECKED!!! *brandishes pistols* >:D"
  • Dirk: "Pro-Logic. Anti-Dumbass. Future Engineering Major. Expert Swordsman. Days since last callout post: 18."
  • Roxy: "roxy's retro gaming blog! im a 16 year old girl and i could kick your gross neckbeard ass at smash bros ;)))"