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Grimdark pile at @homestuckartists, had some fun and tried stuff ;)
Now back to goretober!

“ Bedtime stories aren’t very common in troll culture. Bro never read a bedtime story to Dave either. So sometimes when all the trolls and kids slept over, John, Jade, and Rose would read some of their favorite childhood books to them. John would read either Captain Underpants or Diary of a Wimpy Kid, doing funny voices for characters. Rose would often read from Harry Potter and Jade would often choose various picture books. The trolls and Dave love gathering to listen to their friends read.”

Submitted by Anonymous

How the beta kids met

Jade on yahoo answers: Is it normal to not have a belly button??????
Hi I’m 7 and I dont live around a lot of people so I wanted to know, is it normal that I dont have one??????

Dave: thats a fucking stupid question of course no one has belly buttons thats just a lie that the Big Media pushes to make us all feel bad about ourselves

John: I guess its not TOO weird!!!!! I’m the same age and I don’t have one either :B

Rose: Hello, I’m a doctor and this is a sign of a terrible illness. Sad to say it but you are all going to die by age 10. There is no hope for you now. God Bless your young soul.

dave: there’s my favorite wuhluhwuh

rose: dave go away and stop fucking calling me that

dave: i was talking to kanaya actually. not everything is about you rose.

kanaya: Yeah Rose Not Everything Is About You