Dave: Obviously I’m going to probably go to Melbourne this year for the festival.
Wil: Melbin - [that’s what] you’ll have to start calling it.
Dave: But I am an American, so I get to say it like it sounds…
Wil: No. Not if you want people to come to your show. That sort of American attitude of “I’ll say it how I want to say it” is the exact thing that will not drive punters through the door of your show.
Dave: But it’s an accent!
Wil. No. Melbin. …
Dave: Okay, I feel like I’m losing this one. Umm, that’s going to be hard for me. But I’ll try. Melbin.
Dave: So I’m going to spell it in my mind as m-e-l-b-u-r-n. Melburn.
Wil: Yeah, or you could even take the R out of the end.
Dave: Take the what out?
Wil: The R out. Melbun.
Dave: No R? There’s an R in the word?
Wil: Yeah. There’s an E as well…
Dave: Ok go fuck yourself. Now you guys are just fucking with people.
Wil: And Brisbin. Melbin and Brisbin. Fascinating podcast.
Dave: You don’t get to ignore letters.
Wil: I hope we’re still doing this in ten years!