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Mattel previews by Rich PellegrinoAnthony PetrieGlen BroganDave PerilloJason EdmistonScott DerbyBrad Hill.

Part of the Mattel x G1988 “70 Years of Toys” art show, opening Friday, August 14th, 2015, at Gallery1988 / Tumblr. All artwork will be available after the opening HERE.

FOFOP 55 - How Australian are you?

Wil saw a homeless man arguing with a tree.

Wil: He was having this fucking full on argument… with a tree. Like, he was so angry with this tree. I don’t know what the tree had done, but–

Dave: Were they arguing about something specific or…

Wil: Well, they weren’t arguing. It was one-sided… the tree could not get a word in.

Dave: Well, you say that, but maybe trees just talk really slow and in like five hundred years it will be like, “No!

FOFOP Episode 150 - Fallen Rock Angels

Dave: Obviously I’m going to probably go to Melbourne this year for the festival.

Wil: Melbin - [that’s what] you’ll have to start calling it.

Dave: Melbin?

Wil: Melbin.

Dave: But I am an American, so I get to say it like it sounds…

Wil: No. Not if you want people to come to your show. That sort of American attitude of “I’ll say it how I want to say it” is the exact thing that will not drive punters through the door of your show.

Dave: But it’s an accent!

Wil. No. Melbin. …

Dave: Okay, I feel like I’m losing this one. Umm, that’s going to be hard for me. But I’ll try. Melbin.

Wil: Melbin.

Dave: So I’m going to spell it in my mind as m-e-l-b-u-r-n. Melburn.

Wil: Yeah, or you could even take the R out of the end.

Dave: Take the what out?

Wil: The R out. Melbun.

Dave: Melbun.

Wil: Melbun.

Dave: No R? There’s an R in the word?

Wil: Yeah. There’s an E as well…

Dave: Ok go fuck yourself. Now you guys are just fucking with people.

Wil: And Brisbin. Melbin and Brisbin. Fascinating podcast.

Dave: You don’t get to ignore letters.

Wil: I hope we’re still doing this in ten years!

WTR #179: "Nut Pie and Hammer Boy"
  • (Dave is having trouble remembering the movie he took his nephew to)
  • Dave:Hammer Bro!
  • Greg:Hammer Bro?! What happened? Have you caught my disease? What's Hammer Bro?
  • Dave:I want to call it Tron.
  • Greg:Thor? Jesus christ, it's Thor! One of the Avengers! You took to see Thor and...?
  • Dave:No, I took him to Hammer Boy.
  • Greg:HAMMER BOY IS NOT WHAT IT'S CALLED!
Superpod

Charlie launches into his old stand-up routine.

Charlie: “Everyone relax.”

And everyone promptly LOSES THEIR SHIT. Like, for a full minute and a half. There is laughter, there is shouting, there is applause. Wil, Dave and Greg are completely incoherent.

Greg: THAT IS THE BEST OPENING. EVER.

Some more incoherent yelling and laughter.

Wil: It’s like we’re on a plane, and instead of the overhead announcement, the captain has come out with a gun in his mouth and gone, “LADIESANDGENTLEMENTHISISYOURCAPTAINSPEAKING!!”

Dave: THAT’S THE BEST OPENING EVER! WE’RE TWO WORDS IN AND I’VE LOST MY MIND.

Greg: Wait, wait, we need to stop laughing…

Everyone keeps laughing.

Greg: [to Charlie] I liked you before. I fucking love you now.

Charlie: I don’t think you’re going to be saying that by the time we get to the end of this.