dave solo

please consider

Jumping on Tables
  • Me: Do you ever get the random urge to jump on a table?
  • Cousins: what??????
  • Cousin 1: Why would you want to jump on a table?
  • Cousin 2: That is so random
  • Me: you know- like how Lafayette jumps on the table in Guns and Ships
  • Me: and when the Newsies dance on the table in King Of New York
  • Me: they jump on tables why cant i?
  • Cousin 1: because its in their choreography and youre not in a musical
  • Me: ...i can try

If Iron Maiden ever plays Alexander the Great live the crowd would probably cheer until the end of time itself


I really need everyone to watch this, right now.