dave k

Friends: *can’t find me in a crowd*
Friends: This calls for drastic measures
Friends: *uses hands as a microphone* “He’s constantly confusing, confounding the British henchmen. Everyone give it up for Americas favorite fighting Frenchman!”
Me: *knocking three people over, kicking down a door, screaming* 

LAFAYETTE!!!!!

ROSE NEVER LEARNED TO PLAY THE RAIN!!! NONE OF HOMOSUCK GOT TOUCHED ON!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON WITH VRISKA AND THE JUJU!!! DAVEKAT NEVER GOT CLOSURE!!! (VRISKA) WAS NEVER RELEVANT AGAIN!!! WHAT HAPPENED WITH MS. PAINT AND THE FELT??? WE HAVE NO CLUE IF JACK’S EVEN OKAY!!!! DAD CROCKER DIDN’T ADOPT EVERYBODY!!!! WHERE THE FUCK WAS GAMZEE!!! IS TAVROS EVEN A CHARACTER ANYMORE??? WHERE IS ARQUIUS!!!! WHAT! ABOUT! DAVEPETA!!!! AND SOLLUX WHERE DID SOLLUX GO??? WHAT WAS EVEN GOING ON WHY WASN’T HE WITH ARADIA??? WHAT’S HAPPENING WITH THE DREAMBUBBLES??? THERE ARE SO MANY INTERACTIONS WE STILL NEED!!! DIRK AND JAKE NEED TO ACTUALLY TALK AND SORT THEIR SHIT OUT!!! KARKAT NEEDS TO LEAD THE NEW WORLD WHAT IS GOING ON!!! TEREZI LOOKED SO SAD IN THE LAST FEW PAGES IS THIS NOT GOING TO BE TOUCHED ON?? THERE’S NO MORE PESTERLOGS WE NEED ONE-ON-ONE PESTERLOGS!!! AND DIALOGUE IN GENERAL!!! WHERE IS CASEY JOHN NEEDS TO REUNITE WITH HIS LOVING DAUGHTER!!! WHERE DID HUSSIE HIMSELF GO???WILL WE EVER GET A VRISKA/TEREZI REUNION??? WE DIDN’T EVEN GET ONE LAST SBAHJ MEME!!! THAT UPD8 DID NOTHING TO TIE UP ANY LOOSE ENDS!!!! IT CAN’T END LIKE THIS WHAT THE F U C K

Relient K? I can’t stand them.

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Straight back from the 80′s.

Also, I didn’t notice until I finished it, bot I actually redrew a screenshot from each rendition of the show. This was actually completely unitentional. And that is Louis C. K. in case someone was wondering.