dave french

they say angelica is the only person in the musical who can rap as fast as hamilton bc they’re both v smart and on the same intellectual wavelength or whatever and I Am Here For That but what about Guns and Ships? isn’t it the fastest song? if we’re using that logic Laf is the smartest? Resident French Fuckboy is the real genius thank u very much goodbye

My Valentine

So, I had an idea for Valentine’s fluff and couldn’t wait to post it. So, here is some baisc fluff with terrible French. 

Pairing: Lafayette x reader

Warning: Awkward use of the word fuckboy

Requested: Nope, but requests are welcomed.

Word Count: 1266


Yes, it was true. It was three days until Valentine’s Day and you had yet to get plans. This didn’t bother you as much as it bothered your roommate, Eliza, and her two sisters, Angelica and Peggy, who were your best friends. The four of you were currently sitting in your and Eliza’s room eating ice cream and going through Eliza’s closet for something suitable to wear on Valentine’s Day.

“Come on, y/n. Peggy is busy with schoolwork, and Angelica thinks all men are insufferable. You’re my only single friend that doesn’t have an excuse,” Eliza pleaded.

“First of all, aside from your sisters, I’m your only friend. Second, I wish not to be set up with one of Alexander’s loud mouthed friends,” you said with your hands on your hips.

You had history with Alex and his three friends, along with a group of their “mortal enemies,” Thomas, Aaron, and James. You personally hated the later three, and secretly enjoyed when a certain Frenchman would chew them out for their ideas on immigration. Being an immigrant himself, he was very opinionated resulting in him talking faster than his brain could translate. He would often stumble over his words, which you thought was the most adorable thing you could imagine.

However, it was ruined when he would wink at you or any other girls in your class after making a suggestive comment, earning him a slap on the back of the head from Professor Washington. This only reminded you of his reputation as fuckboy, along with the other members of Alexander’s squad.

“Yes I am aware that you are my only friend that is not related to me. I’m super lame. You’re always right, you know,” Eliza smiled pleadingly at you.

“Not working today, Eliza” you smirked back.

“Y/n please! Alex has been begging me to set one of his friends up,” Eliza took you by the shoulders before whispering softly. “He still makes me nervous, y/n. I want someone there to help me calm myself down, so I can finally tell him I love him.” She blushed brightly.

You saw the helplessness in her eyes and sighed. The things you did for your friends…

“Fine,” you muttered.

Eliza squealed and wrapped you in a giant hug.

“We’ve got to find you something to wear now!” She shrieked and Peggy and Angelica laughed as you groaned. What had you just gotten yourself into?


The restaurant was beautiful. The roses outnumbered the people, but the radiance of the happy beautiful people out shined that of the roses.

You fiddled with the edge of your phone and self-consciously smoothed your f/c dress as Eliza took your hand and drug you through the restaurant to find Alex and his friend. She wouldn’t tell you who it was, only smirking when you asked.

Alex’s table came into view as you saw a small curly poof sticking up over the crowds. You groaned to yourself as Eliza laughed at your pain.

“Alex!” Eliza let go of your hand to kiss Alex hello. “Y/n, this is Alex’s friend, Lafayette.”

“He has a longer name, but no one has the time to pronounce it,” Alex laughed. Lafayette blushed.

“Y-you can just call me Laf,” he stuttered. His fuckboy exterior gone only for a second before smoothly picking it up. “And what is your name, mon cherie?”

“Y/n. It’s nice to meet you Laf,” you blushed. You nudged Eliza as you sat down across from your dates. This only caused her smirk to grow wider, and for Alex to notice and start smirking as well.

“Your body looks incredible in that dress,” Lafayette winked, pulling your chair out.

“My brain looks pretty good in this dress, too” you said sending him a sarcastic smile and sitting down.

He snorted at your comment, before settling into his own chair.

Throughout the night, Eliza and Alex stayed in their own world. You and Lafayette made small talk. You were beginning to like him even more, yet you still noticed the fuckboy attitude and tried to keep your giggles and flirty smiles at bay.

Lafayette was growing desperate by the end of the night, wanting to make you smile. You, on the other hand just wanted to go home.

Then, Eliza betrayed you.

“Alex and I are going to head back to his place-” you cut her off with a wink and a laughed.

“Oh shut up,” she laughed and continued. “I trust Laf is willing to drive you home?” Eliza said more as a question.

“I’d love to drive mon amour home,” Laf said with a wink.

Eliza left leaving you and Laf to head to his car.

The restaurant was in the middle of the city, which you found beautiful at night. You stared into the beautiful sky. There were so many lights, and you sighed just wanting to see the stars.

“It’s so out pretty tonight. I almost regret that we have to go home,” Laf sighed.

“What if we go somewhere else then?” you said before you could stop yourself.

“What do you mean?” he asked confused.

“Just…get in your car and follow my directions.”

“You’re not going to kill me are you?” Laf joked.

“Only if you’re not going to make anymore comments about how I look in this dress,” you retorted.

Laf nodded. It was only ten minutes before the two of you were outside of the city, near a small field.

The both of you got out of the car and walked into the small clearing. You looked up into the sky and saw the beautiful mass of stars.

“Wow,” Lafayette breathed. “How did you find this place?”

“I was stressed about finals last year and just started driving. I found this clearing. I come back anytime I’m stressed,” you said.

He turned and stared down at you with love in his eyes that you couldn’t see.

You both sat down and started talking. You talked about the future and how the world worked. You found yourself actually agreeing with the things he said.

Lafayette finally worked up the nerve to ask the question he’d been wondering all night.

“Why have you been so cold tonight?” he asked with confusion in his eyes.

“Why have you been acting like a fuckboy tonight?” you retorted, regretting your words the instant you saw the look of pain gracing his features.

“I can’t believe you would actually think that,” he said with hurt lacing his voice.

“It’s not like that…it’s just… I’ve heard stories and I know what your friends are like,” you explained.

“What my friends are like?” He said in confusion.

“You guys are the biggest fuckboy squad on campus,” you said your voice rising in frustration.

“I’ll admit, my friends aren’t the settling down type, and hell, there was even a time when that was me, but then I met you!” he yelled.

Your world froze.

“You met me?” you asked dumbfounded.

“I met you…and I’ve been dying to tell you that. That I love you…That I want to be yours, not a casual fling. I understand your concerns, mon amour, but I guarantee you, that I will never let you feel helpless,” he smiled, cupping your face with his hands.

“I love you too,” you smiled.

He smiled wider.

“Now, I have a very important question,“ he said, in a feigning a serious tone.

“What is it?” you asked in the same tone.

“Will you be my Valentine?” his eyes searched yours nervously.

“Yes” you whispered.

With that, he pulled you close and placed his soft lips on yours.

I did one of those “Draw the squad like this” things, pose courtesy of @croxovergoddess

And maybe one of these days I will draw a fully colored, non sketched piece of art for Hamilton. But for now have my sloppy doodle.

Me trying to sing along to Guns and Ships
  • Me: Everyone give it up for America's favorite fighting Frenchman!
  • Me: silence
  • Me: silence
  • Me: silence
  • Me later: For this to succeed there is someone else we need...
  • Me: HAMILTON!!!
  • Me: Silence
  • Me: HAMILTON!!!
  • Me: mumble mumble tactical brilliance!
  • Me: HAMILTON!!!
  • Me: Right hand man back... right hand man back...
Bite Me

This is the 100 follower special! I’m sorry it’s a little late. I’m still super proud of my little fic page. Thank you to all of you for following! It means so much! A big thanks to Tèa for all of her support. The second part to this fic will be on her page ( @more-hamilton-imagines ) when she hits 100. 

Thanks again to everyone!

Pairing: Lafayette x reader

Warning: cursing

Requested: nope, but requests are open

Word Count: 772


Life with your favorite fluffy, French nerd, Lafayette, was tough. Sure, he was your best friend, but he always acted on impulse. His dorm was constantly receiving packages of strange buys from Lafayette. It drove his roommate, Mulligan, insane. So, when you walked into your dorm and saw your dresses strewn about the small area, you were not surprised to see Lafayette’s head deep in your closet.

“Laf,” you said in a warning tone. “What the hell is all this?”

He spun around quickly, with a shit eating grin on his face.

“It’s an how you say party?” he asked, confused on his English.

“So how does a party equate to you throwing my wardrobe around my room?” you asked, trying to keep yourself calm in the mess. You were deeply regretting giving him a key to your and Eliza’s dorm.

“Well, you’re going to need to look good, and you never wear all these lovely dresses,” Laf smirked.

He picked up a black slip style dress.

“What about this one?” he waggeled his eyebrows, making you giggle.

You snatched it from his hands.

“Peggy bought that for me a year ago and demanded I wear it to her birthday,” you blushed brightly.

“Wear it now” Laf demanded, making your cheeks go even redder than they were.  He always had this effect on you.

“Absolutely not,” you mumbled, shoving it back into your closet.

“Why not, mon amie? You’d look amazing,” he smiled at you. You wish he meant that the way you wanted him to mean it.

“I would not look amazing. I’d feel uncomfortable,” you said not meeting his gaze.

Lafayette sighed and picked up a different dress. It had a lot more cut outs, but you’d still feel more covered in it.

“What about this one?” he asked, hopeful.

“Fine,” you caved, snatching the dress from his hands. “But you’re cleaning this mess.”

“Yes,” He cheered.

As Laf finished up the cleaning, you started on your makeup.

“So what is this party for anyways?” you asked.

“Alex and John are throwing an end of the year party,” Laf smirked, knowing how wild their last party got.

You put down you brush and turned to Laf, knowing all too well that you both got so wasted at their last party, the two of you woke up cuddling in the bushes.

“So you mean you’re dragging me out to get wasted?” you asked incredulously.

“Oui,” Laf grinned, evilly. “Now let’s get hot together.”

It only took you an hour to get ready and another hour to get completely wasted at the party.

“Hey Laffy,” you slurred, giggling. You pulled at his fluffy pony tail.

“Oui, oui, mon amie,” Laf giggled back.

“I love your accent, like seriously. Give it to me,” you demanded.

“Never,” Laf frowned.

“Come on Laffy. You know you love me,” you poked his cheeks to make him smile.

“Nope,” he stood his ground, frowning.

“You’re so mean, Laf,” you dragged.

“It’s true, mon amie,” Laf shrugged.

You pouted.

“Don’t pout, mon amour,” Laf smiled. “Although, you’re so adorable when you pout.”

You were glad you were wasted, otherwise, you would have been bright red.

“Bite me,” you grumbled, jokingly.

“If you insist,” Laf shrugged, leaning in jokingly.

Alex chose that moment to bump into Laf, knowing his crush on you. This bump sent your French friend’s lips dangerously close to yours.

“Maybe that wouldn’t be so bad,” you mumbled.

Lafayette closed the gap between your lips. Your lips crashed together, with your hands raking through his hair. His hands lowered themselves from your back to your butt.

You let out a little squeak when he squeezed it, causing Laf to smirk.

You pulled away, breathlessly. The both of you were still drunk off your asses, but what could a little end of year hookup hurt.

“Do you want to head back to my dorm, mon amour?” Laf asked. “We don’t have to…”

“Mulligan is probably going to bring someone home, so we’ll go to my dorm. Eliza will probably stay the night here,” you said, before connecting your lips back to Lafayette’s.

If Lafayette had been any less drunk, he’d be nervous right now. The girl he’d always been going after for years was finally going after him. However, Lafayette was drunk and not thinking. Lafayette wasn’t thinking about the morning.

Neither was y/n. She just wanted fun after a stressful week.

Hamilton smirked at the both of them, as y/n dragged Laf through the drunken room. Eliza stared at them worriedly, knowing they were both passionate people. Soon enough, even Eliza was drunk enough to forget.


 rough english translations here because this doesnt have any french memes

“yo dude get your dick off the couch i need to crash there”

“just my dick, not the reste of my body? this requires surgeries i dont want”

“FUCKING HELL DAD now its not the time  to ACT LIKE A WHORE”
(french way of saying dont be a dick)
“yeah yeah im still the owner of this couch. go shout somewhere else”