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kraken-with-a-plan  asked:

What's your personal favorite Kurtofsky fanfic(s)? :)

I just went ahead and copied my fic rec page off my personal blog.

A Change of Pace - After Blaine rejects him, Kurt falls into a relationship with Karofsky. COMPLETE.

About Trees and Empty Forests- Future Fic! Deliciously Angsty. Kurt works as a dancer at a gay bar, and Dave believes he is a hooker. WIP.

Accidentally in Love - Kurt and Dave happen to get drunk married in Vegas. COMPLETE.

Acts Like Summer, Walks Like Rain, Freeze Dried Romance, and Sail Across the Sun - “Kurt gave Dave his number after Prom. And that should have been it, because Dave was never going to call.” COMPLETE.

Ain’t Nothin’ But a Heartache* - “Dave works at Home Depot and Kurt plans on decorating a lot this summer.” I love the Azimofsky in this fic too. COMPLETE.

All Along… It Was You* - My favorite MPreg fic… Ever. It’s so unique, and even after reading two, maybe three, times, I cried. I’m not giving anything else away. Just read it! COMPLETE.

A Tiny Infinity - Kurt and Karofsky might attend the same college, but that doesn’t mean Kurt knows anything about Karofksy, including whether or not he’s suddenly hot. COMPLETE

Between the Blue LinesIt’s been years but Dave would recognize Kurt Hummel anywhere…even in Annecy, France. 2018Olympic!Future!Fic. COMPLETE

Blood on the Tracks - “Seven years later and Dave Karofsky is back in Lima after swearing to never look back. He has no idea that in store for him is a long night filled with sex, sadness, love, conversations, and Bob Dylan.” COMPLETE

Bright Lights and Paying CustomersIt’s been six years since Kurt Hummel’s apparent suicide, and when Dave finds a drug-addicted prostitute that looks eerily like his high school crush, he just can’t let it go (sad with a happy ending). COMPLETE.

Catch Me - “Kurt has not planned for this at all. They were not supposed to meet again, certainly not like this. It doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing, if he can convince himself of it.” Oneshot. COMPLETE.

Cell MatePrison orange is so not Kurt’s color, but unfortunately that is the least of his troubles when he finds himself in a place where dropping the soap is more than just an annoyance in the shower. With no street skills and sparkly pink toenails, things aren’t looking up for Kurt—especially when he’s assigned to the cell of the terrifying bully who landed him in this place in the first place…  (Also a very sad story) COMPLETE.

Circumstance and Luck -  ”Dave led a boring life as a practicing nurse, trying to atone for the mistakes of his youth. Then Kurt waltzed into his life with an infant son and a whole mess of trouble following him.” AU. COMPLETE.

Coffee With Karofsky and Sequel, All I Want- When Kurt agrees to meet Karofsky for a coffee, little do either of them know just how entwined their lives will become. COMPLETE.

Coquetry and the Culinary Arts -Dave’s goals have changed with almost every other aspect of his life. After failing to get into his chosen college, he takes a risk and tries something else he never had the guts to do before, leaving sports behind to train as a chef at the Culinary Institute of America. But he can’t outrun his past when he meets a familiar face that gets friendlier by the day. WIP.

Counters - Dystopian AU. Dave & Kurt meet on the floor, pedalling to earn credits to buy their chance out of the drudgery, and are drawn together in a world that won’t let them have what they want. Can they stick to the rules, work their way towards their dreams, or will they risk it all to be together? WIP

Days Are LongKurt’s getting ready to leave for college and trying to find a place for all of the men in his life. Dave’s trying to find any place that will have him. Follows the events of ‘Dance with Somebody.’ WIP

Destiny Won’t Let You Give Up - Dave wakes up on the day of “the kiss” and keeps reliving that day until he gets it right. As to what is “the right way”, that’s for him to find and for life to give him chances to figure it out. Over and over again.”  COMPLETE

Hand in Glove - “Just when Dave thinks he might, finally, be getting over Kurt Hummel, who walks into Scandals on a Friday night and changes everything? Yep, Kurt f***ing Hummel.” COMPLETE

It Was You- An alternate version of “Heart”. (Makes me wish it could have gone this way). COMPLETE.

Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself and Sequel, Grace Under Pressure, Courage Under FireIn response to all the bullying, the school holds a Challenge Day. Part way through Karofsky ends up outing himself. COMPLETE.

One Thousand Kisses - “Dave Karofsky makes a semi-triumphant return to McKinley, Sebastian is weaselly, and everyone sings their feelings.”Phenomenal story. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. COMPLETE.

Paragraph 175 - “Kurt discovers that Karofsky’s hatred has its roots in something that happened between their families during the Holocaust. The title refers to the German law that made homosexuality a crime.” COMPLETE.

Psychotherapy, Bullshit, and the Art of Losing Control - Life has not been kind to Dave since Kurt Hummel left. After he gets involved in another fight at school, he’s given a choice by Emma and Figgins. To keep his parents out of it, he agrees to attend mandatory counseling sessions with McKinley High’s guidance counselor. COMPLETE

Sting - “It’s been sixteen years since Dave Karofsky has seen Kurt Hummel. Since that time, Dave’s become an FBI agent and Kurt has not become an art forger.” COMPLETE.

Surfaces May Be Hot to Handle -  After a freak storm Kurt is left with a strange new power. Absolutely anyone who touches him must have him. Regardless of sexuality, gender or previous reservations. And he’s not the only one with powers. Based on the TV show The Misfits. COMPLETE. 

The Homefield Advantage - “Kurt, home from Hollywood to help his ailing father, is getting a chance to see all his old friends once more, will his heart be swept away by the first boy to give him COURAGE? Or will his old foe—now a *professional* sweaty, chubby bully (for the NFL nonetheless)—intercept his old crush and run with him, straight for a touchdown?” COMPLETE

The Kurtofsky PostSecret Verse - “Dave Karofsky’s life changed when his anger management therapist lead him to postsecret.com.” WIP.

The Rainbow Network - “Dave’s therapist orders him to visit a gay-teen counseling website. One improbable coincidence later his life is completely ruined. At least until it’s all made better.” COMPLETE.

These Are the Golden Days- “Dave sends Kurt a letter.” Three parts of pure amazingness. Read it! COMPLETE

Third Time Lucky - ”Somehow the dead heat of summer gives rise to the mother(fucker) of all second chances. The road to redemption is paved with fights, phone calls, false starts, and more than a few jokes at the expense of the lovable Finn Hudson.” COMPLETE

Turning Tables - “Desperate to forge a friendship with Kurt, Dave invents a sex life that exist only in his mind.” Awesome revenge sex, plus top!Kurt/bottom!Dave. COMPLETE

Enjoy!!!

PS: The “*” indicates you need to go through the author’s masterlist to find the story/chapters.

anonymous asked:

dave having some stubble and karkat not really Getting It because trolls dont get body hair like humans do But since his skin is more firm when he notices dave's stubble he just kinda rubs his cheek up against it n starts 2 purr and dave's like ow

dave getting revenge by not shaving for another day or two and stabbing karkat with his chin hairs much to karkats complete and utter agony

karkat gets fed up and calls up janes dad and tells him about the dire situation. dad crocker then shows up and INSISTS on taking dave to the dadly depot to get him some proper god damn shaving cream and razors. and unlike john who was bored out of his mind and hated going to the depot in the pxs comic, dave absolutely LOVES it and loses his shit over everything and getting to hang out with dad bc he never got to experience something like that before