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   Director Steven C. Miller (Marauders, Extraction) took to social media to announce that actor Jesse Metcalfe and Fall Out Boy member Pete Wentz have joined the cast of “Escape Plan 2.” Miller will be directing the sequel from a script Miles Chapman - who scripted the first film - wrote. Metcalfe and Wentz will be joining cast members Sylvester Stallone, Dave Bautista, Jaime King and Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson. It’s still unknown if Arnold Schwarzeneger will be returning for the sequel. Details about the film’s plot are being kept under wraps.

on earth c valentines day is a holiday inspired by rosemary’s legendary love/dedication and y'all can’t convince me otherwise

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: homestuck is ending tomorrow. Tomorrow. everything andrew hussie has worked towards for seven years is coming to a conclusion on 4/13. after tomorrow we're never getting another upd8, never going to see the characters we watched grow up again. there's never going to be another story like this one again. the fandom is slowly going to grow smaller and move on and stop caring about the incredible world that hussie built. and I know we all like to joke about finally being free from this hellpit, but frankly I'm not ready to say goodbye. I don't want to say goodbye to the characters I've loved for so long, to the comic that's shaped me into who I am today. I'm not even close to prepared for this but I don't have a choice. Because homestuck is ending tomorrow aND NOTHING IS O K A Y
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Aubrey Plaza and Dave Franco get to a nunnery in The Little Hours exclusive photos

Writer-director and Sundance favorite Jeff Baena (Life After Beth, Joshy) returns to Park City this year with the comedy The Little Hours, whose high caliber cast includes Alison Brie, Dave Franco, Aubrey Plaza, Kate Micucci, John C. Reilly, Molly Shannon, Fred Armisen, Jemima Kirke, Nick Offerman, and Adam Pally.

Brie, Plaza, and Micucci star as medieval nuns who lead a simple life in their convent. Their days are spent chafing at monastic routine, spying on one another, and berating the estate’s day laborer. After a particularly vicious insult session drives the peasant away, Father Tommasso (Reilly) brings on new hired hand Massetto (Franco), a virile young servant forced into hiding by his angry lord (Offerman). Introduced to the sisters as a deaf-mute to discourage temptation, Massetto struggles to maintain his cover as the repressed nunnery erupts in a whirlwind of pansexual horniness, substance abuse, and wicked revelry.

You can see exclusive images from The Little Hours, which premieres at Sundance on Jan. 19, below.

Kanaya Raps

While they were on the meteor Dave, Karkat and Kanaya had some interactions about rap, and we know that Karkat and Dave jammed… or at least Dave jammed and Karkat listened.

I have a headcanon that Kanaya was there too, just occasionally supplying a word when Dave got stuck, and listening. So that naturally led to a headcanon that after all was said and done, Kanaya and Rose attended several of Dave and Karkat’s jams… and this happened:

(Presented in Pesterlog Format for no particular reason)

TG: I wasn’t looking but I found myself a hot troll;
TG: I swear he’s flyer than a flock of freaking crows y'all
TG: I mean a Murder.
TG: Because I’m killing this!
TG: Now Karkat take the beat, just make it up and run with it.
CG: SHUT IT STRIDER DAMN IT YOU KNOW I HATE YOUR SHITTY RAPS
TG: Naw babe you love it now get ready ‘cause here comes the high hat
CG: STOP FUCKING RHYMING WITH MY SENTENCES, I FUCKING MEAN IT DAVE
TG: Yo you’re just mad because these beats have got you Human Gay.
TG: I see you tapping your foot Karkat, you know you love my music.
GA: But Do You Think You Are The Only Person Who Can Do This?

*Kanaya clears her throat*

GA: May I Present A Flighty Broad Whose Lips Rip Like A Chainsaw,
GA: With Skin So Brightly Shining We Don’t Need Lights On The Dance Floor,
GA: Here Is The Wife Of Rose,
GA: Arriving On A Wave Of Prose,
GA: Now Hold On Tightly To Your High-Hat As This Gets Verbose.
GA: I’m Slick With The Click Click Click
GA: And Stick To Your Tricks On The DJ Deck, ‘Yo’.
GA: Just Admit This Sick Jade-Blooded Sylph Has Got You Licked
TG: Whoa
GA: Are You Hearing This?
GA: Because Defeat Is Imminent.
TT: Bow down to the Matriarch of Rap!
GA: Don’t Worry Rose, I’ve Got This.
GA: I’ll Make You Pitch For This Wordsmith With Elecution So Perfect
GA: It Transcends The Word 'Spit’; What Will You Do About It?
GA: I Am A Luminous Ruinous Gorgeous Force Of Nature,
GA: And Perfectly Impervious To The Words Of My Haters.
GA: No Dolorosa Can Overthrow Kanaya, No Sir,
GA: I’ve Greater Flow Than Rose’s Rains over LOLAR Just Ask Her.
GA: Now Turn The Beat Off While You Have A Chance To Save Some Face.
GA: Because Not One Rapper Here Can Step To The Sylph Of Space.
*Beat cuts*
*Stunned silence*
*Mic Drop*

TT: Dave, dear, you’re drooling.

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Happy Chanukah!

ROSE NEVER LEARNED TO PLAY THE RAIN!!! NONE OF HOMOSUCK GOT TOUCHED ON!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON WITH VRISKA AND THE JUJU!!! DAVEKAT NEVER GOT CLOSURE!!! (VRISKA) WAS NEVER RELEVANT AGAIN!!! WHAT HAPPENED WITH MS. PAINT AND THE FELT??? WE HAVE NO CLUE IF JACK’S EVEN OKAY!!!! DAD CROCKER DIDN’T ADOPT EVERYBODY!!!! WHERE THE FUCK WAS GAMZEE!!! IS TAVROS EVEN A CHARACTER ANYMORE??? WHERE IS ARQUIUS!!!! WHAT! ABOUT! DAVEPETA!!!! AND SOLLUX WHERE DID SOLLUX GO??? WHAT WAS EVEN GOING ON WHY WASN’T HE WITH ARADIA??? WHAT’S HAPPENING WITH THE DREAMBUBBLES??? THERE ARE SO MANY INTERACTIONS WE STILL NEED!!! DIRK AND JAKE NEED TO ACTUALLY TALK AND SORT THEIR SHIT OUT!!! KARKAT NEEDS TO LEAD THE NEW WORLD WHAT IS GOING ON!!! TEREZI LOOKED SO SAD IN THE LAST FEW PAGES IS THIS NOT GOING TO BE TOUCHED ON?? THERE’S NO MORE PESTERLOGS WE NEED ONE-ON-ONE PESTERLOGS!!! AND DIALOGUE IN GENERAL!!! WHERE IS CASEY JOHN NEEDS TO REUNITE WITH HIS LOVING DAUGHTER!!! WHERE DID HUSSIE HIMSELF GO???WILL WE EVER GET A VRISKA/TEREZI REUNION??? WE DIDN’T EVEN GET ONE LAST SBAHJ MEME!!! THAT UPD8 DID NOTHING TO TIE UP ANY LOOSE ENDS!!!! IT CAN’T END LIKE THIS WHAT THE F U C K

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We won’t speak of it anymore
We won’t speak of it, my dear
But one thing I beg of you, consider me your friend
And if you ever need help, or simply to open your heart to someone
Not now, but your mind is clear
Think of me…