dave burton

Brief introduction to the big 4 of thrash metal

This post is aimed towards those who are completely new to thrash metal



formed in 1979. The creators of thrash metal. Also the first metal band ever. To this day they have released 234 studio albums.
Members (from R to L) 

Nick Mustaine ( 4 string guitar, backing vocals) 

Lars king (lead guitar,stunts and cries)  

 Frank hammett (vocals, kazoo and electric triangle on tracks 2 and 9)

David Ian (irrelevant guitar, backing vocals, flute)

Tom Hetfield (drums, backing vocals and keyboard)

recommended albums: roots, darkness descends


Formed in 1990, the most comercially succesful of them all. Also the Creators of the teenage mutant ninja turtles metal genre.
Members (from R to L):

Scott Newsted: guitar we all care about, occasional screams

Joey Ellefson: irrelevant guitar, lead mouth farting, magic tricks.

Jeff Ulrich: longer guitar, backing mouth farts

James Spitz: drums, piano, 1 string guitar on track “untitled”

recommended albums: game over, powerslave


formed in 1985 in texas, they have the most varied style and albums. Famous for being slayer’s enemies and for kicking dogs on-stage
Memberz: 

 Marty burton: lead drums, vocals 

 Jason menza: lead dog kicker, more important guitar, backing screams for mercy   

Dave hanneman: less important guitar, irrelevancy  

Charlie belladonna: lead vocals, weird guitar, xilophone, nun chucks

recommended albums: world circus, think this


formed in 1986 theyre the most mysterious of them all. Few things are known about the band members. We do not even know their real names

Members:

“kirk”:GUITAR, ukulele 

“ putrid pervert”: lead vocals, not so important guitar, violin

“skullcrusher”: bongs, drums, skulls

“morbid corpse love maker”: long 4 string electric harp

recommended albums: killing is my business, de mysteriis dom sathanas

3

“The moment many had been waiting for soon arrived. Bassist Cliff Burton’s solo spot! Cliff built his solo from a haunting classical guitar-sounding ballad up to a crescendo of some of the fastest, most apocalyptic bass raging ever performed! Throughout his symphony, Cliff (a.k.a. God!) utilized his wah pedal to attain sounds that most would believe impossible; you could swear he was playing lead guitar, not bass.” - excerpt from Murder in the Front Row

Cliff’s first show with Metallica - The Stone, San Francisco - 5/3/1983 [x]

Which old skool Mettlllica member r u most like (with advice)

If u agree with 6+ shiets then ur mostly like that fuken cunt*


Jaymz Ricefield:

- popular af
- chix luv u
- guyz luv u
- ppl always listen to u
- lowkey bully
- funny af tho
- strong independant woman
- luvs black
- sexay voice
- worst enemy: acne
- likes to kick doges
- beer iz love
- tries 2 look manly, is actually gayer than existence

advice 4 u: learn to say “no” once in a while

Liars Uldick:

- smol
- highkey asshole
- enjoys shouting at ppl
- gets pissd off easily
- bully
- worst enemy: double bass drum, ppl dat share money
- money b4 hoes
- gay af
- you lead ppl 2 doom
- smoller than a fuck

advice 2 u : cunt

Krik Mahttem: 

- nerd af
- fucken geek
- luvs horror movies
- sweet
- rarely gets furious
- luvs peace
- gay af
- gr8 skin
- is even cute when angry
- worst enemy: nobody ur pretty chill
- obsessed with dis girl calld wah pedal
- soft voice that cures hemorroids

advice 4 ur ass : if u dont use wah pedal on ur next solo, lars will suck ur deek trust

Jasan Bulliedsted:

- sweetiepie
- cute af
- cute voice
- gr8 curls
- ppl underrate u
- likes painting
- lowkey gay
- bad jokes
- kinda awkward
- ppl bully u 4 no reason like wtf
- worst enemy: gay bandmates n pies
- interrupted by ppl often
- chix h8 you 4 being so cute, guyz h8 you cuz they can

fuckin advice : turn up ur bass next time, and dont let ppl touch ur buns

Dav Mustin:

- highkey asshol
- resentful af
- bitchy af
- fucken liar
- gay af
- nice hair asshol
- ppl like u anyways
- doesnt take any shit tho
- hates other ppl
- hates curly haired lead guitarists
- likes punching bandmates
- enjoys peeing on basses
- worst enemy: krik wahpedalmett, urself, ppl dat kick ur doges

gay advice : dont headbang 2 hard or ull get artroses, arthoszis, arhtrietis, man fuck that word

Cleff Burtin:

- cool
- angel
- cultured
- funny af
- smart
- likes reading
- tru 2 urself
- gr8 friend
- ded
- worst enemy: ppl dat critize evrything like stfu
- witty
- pure
- jean jackets 4 laif

advice : nothing ur cool keep it up

Ronald Mcdonald:


- ppl forgot abt u
- u pay 4 evrybodys shiet
- ppl think u did nothing, prbly tru
- used by those that were ur frends
- nice
- donkey
- ppl pee on ur bass
- done with mustins bullshiet
- worst enemy : (ex) frends 

- Who r u 

- U scare lil kids

advice 4 ur soul bby: b more greedy


*(check your sun, moon, horoscope, blood pressure, and your last dump for more accuracy)