dave being a dork

Imagine Dave continuing his hobby of picture taking on the meteor and just going around snapping pictures of his friends. Kanaya and Rose on a cute lil date? Snap. Karkat being engrossed in a movie? Snap. Vriska and Terezi doing something completely odd? Snap. The Mayor being amazing? Snap. Karkat smiling like cute lil dork? Snap.

VEGAS HEADCANONS (OH BOY OH BOY THESE WERE SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE)

- After game daveed teases Y/N by flirting with Pippa, Renee and Jazzy. Theyre all in on it and after Y/N confronts him she’s like “Why are you doing this to meeee” and Diggs is like “see how it feels Y/N.” and it becomes an on going joke especially with Y/N and Rafa.
- Y/N and Rafa talk about daveed being a huge dork
- Y/N and Daveed go on a date to Johnny Rockets (or a 50’s style restaurant) and share a milkshake.
- DOUBLE DATE WITH ANTHONY AND JAZZY (things get spicy and daveed fucks Y/N under the table :)) or just fluff, your choice)
- OR ON THE DOUBLE DATE Y/N PALMS DAVEED THROUGH HIS JEANS !!
- Y/n, Diggs and the whole Hamilton cast go to a thing for the Graham Windham foundation and fluff about daveed and y/n being parents happen
- Y/n fucks Daveed in his Jefferson suit *winK*
- The whole cast teasing Y/n and Daveed about being alone or being cute
- Daveed singing with Y/N for a Ham4Ham and he gets shook when you could sing really well
- Or Y/n decides to take charge of a Ham4Ham and raps one of Daveeds songs for him
- OR Y/n is like “Diggs im gonna give you a lap dance tonight” and daveed is like “shittt alright” and its to a clipping. song and SMUT
- Supper fluffy and giggly smut when it’s their first time trying something new in bed and it doesnt work out so its just Vanilla and super precious
- Y/N MAKING FUN OF DAVEED ON SESAME STREET (she has the episode recorded)
- Subby Daveed needs to happen eventually.
- Y/n feeling insecure and Diggs kisses her so many times and Fluffy Smut happens and he says why he loves every part of her (this is one of my favorite ideas on here)
- fluffy smut.

5

TG: rose oh my god that was so embarrassing
TT: What was?
TG: you know what it was
TG: when i first met the guy i thought he was like some kind of emo kid who never smiles and shit
TG: and he was wearing a lot of black that time which proves my point
TG: but
TG: shit
TT: You weren’t expecting Karkat to actually smile when you said so, right?
TG: no shit sherlock
TT: Admit it. You have feelings for him, don’t you?
TG: no
TG: fuck no
TG: but he’s a real nice dude and all
TG: he’s fucking adorable
TG: he listens to people and he’s nice to people he’s close to
TG: and he has the cutest smile i’ve seen in my entire lifetime like
TG: fuck
TG: i can’t believe nobody likes him
TT: He has somebody who likes him, you know.
TG: who
TT: You idiot. Can’t you even see it? It’s so obvious.
TG: ?
TT: It’s you.

COLOURING MADE BY ICHANNAU

i’m just imagining dave and jade with their space and time jokes being complete dorks and grinning like an idiot

jade singing along to some ed sheeran perhaps. “give a little time to me–”

dave immediately nyooms over and envelops her in a hug.  “time is here babe”

and of course the converse:

“i just need some space,” dave says, then holds out his arms. “come here dammit”

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Disengage

Rating: none, I would say G bc it’s pretty mild fluff but I mean. Theres crass humor of course
Chapters: 6
Words: 26,630
Relationship: DaveKat

Includes: Sassy Mayor, super awkward confessions, Dave being a Dork™, Karkat is also a dork, they are pure, lots of laughter. One panic attack.

Warnings: fluff. So fluffy. I laughed so much during this and tbh that doesn’t happen often. Pure. Teeth hurting fluff.

Summary: In which Dave attempts to confess his feelings to Karkat through a mirror and ends up enlisting the aid of the Mayor upon realizing that mirrors do not, in fact, talk back.

My Review: my favorite fic ever. Such pure and perfectly in character interactions, I love the addition of the Mayor because you *know* he totally helps and loves their relationship, also hes a sassy bean and I love him. Dave is hilarious and *literally* floats in the air when Karkat says he likes him. They are super awkward dorks who ramble a lot but the ramblings are literally just. So in character. God I love it. Favorite fic, best DaveKat I’ve ever read

GUYS CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE UPDATE?????

THE ROSEMARY FUCKING WEDDING

EVERYONE GOING TRICKESTER

LOTS OF DIRKJAKE

MY BABY TAVROSPRITE!!!!!!

JADE, KARKAT AND DAVE LIVE TOGETHER!!! THEY MOTHERFUCKING LIVE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

CALLIE AND ROXY BEING QUEENS AND DORKS AND GAY

AND THISSSS

YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEIA HOW MUCH I LAUGHED AT THIS

And Terezi is putting herself in danger looking for Vriska

John truly worried about them both

Even Caliborn and Gamzee are alive and doing well

And still no sign of Vriska

(okay hussie here’s your openning for making a spin-off where terezi finds vriska, aradia, sollux, jasprose and davepeta chilling and playing fiduspawn)

AND WHY THE HELL DOES CALIBORN EVEN HAVE A SNAPCHAT LMAOOOO

JOHN BROKE HIS CELLPHONE SCREEN WITH THE HAMMER LAJDKSDKJFJD I CAN’T BELIEVE

I WAS WONDERING WHY I WAS STILL AWAKE THIS LATE

BUT I’M SO GLAD THAT I AM

LOOK AT THIS I FEEL SO BLESSED

4

JohnDave at Abunaicon 2014 (what a dorks)

Dave: that-one-shadow / John: dreamy-dwarves / P: me

My headcanon for Dave is him being a fucking huge Whovian, but he hides it until he’s alone or maybe with either John or Aradia. He also makes lame videos of him reciting monologues.

WARNING: inconsistant voice acting and ten-at-night crackiness. It took me four tries to go through this without laughing my ass off. And yes, I am in my jammies. The shirt at least seems sorta Davelike, so I went with it. And yes I typed that whole thing out and am reading it as I recite it so I don’t get lost and fuck it up too badly