Pierce Brosnan made a mermaid movie but nobody is allowed to see it!!!
i was casually browsing pierce brosnan’s wikipedia page tonight when i noticed something v exciting: he recently filmed a MERMAID FANTASY MOVIE where he plays KING LOUIS XIV. how had i not heard about this?
this is clearly the best film ever made:
“King Louis XIV’s quest for immortality leads him to capture and steal a mermaid’s life force, a move that is further complicated by his illegitimate daughter’s discovery of the creature.” [x]
Kaya Skodelario plays the daughter. Fan Bingbing plays the mermaid. there are also a bunch of men but i don’t care about them.
naturally i was very excited to hear about this movie, for the obvious reason that it stars A MERMAID alongside PIERCE BROSNAN IN A HISTORICAL WIG. but then i noticed something ominous: it’s been delayed. “indefinitely” delayed. since April 2015.
usually when a film gets delayed for that long, it means one of two things: it’s an unwatchably terrible box office disaster in the making, or there’s some weird legal shit going on behind the scenes.
but whatever the reason, seriously: Paramount Pictures, i do not care. please deliver the goods on this PIERCE BROSNAN MERMAID MOVIE. it’s a cultural necessity.
since it’s finally starting to feel like winter outside, I put together some songs to listen to when the days get darker and the weather colder. a mix of alternative, indie folk, and acoustic.
1. blue moon - beck 2. black flies - ben howard 3. promise - ben howard 4. people help the people - birdy 5. winter white hymnal - birdy 6. blood bank - bon iver 7. the emotion - børns 8. northern wind - city and colour 9. christmas lights - coldplay 10. oceans - coldplay 11. delicate - damien rice 12. youth - daughter 13. the ice is getting thinner - death cab for cutie 14. kiss me - ed sheeran 15. i see fire - ed sheeran 16. black water - edward sharpe and the magnetic zeroes 17. hypnotized - fleetwood mac 18. syndicate - the fray 19. mad world - gary jules 20. picture frames - georgia fair 21. days go on - greg laswell 22. call me in the afternoon - half moon run 23. sedated - hozier 24. cinder and smoke - iron & wine 25. when we were on fire - james bay 26. in your atmosphere - john mayer 27. a bad dream - keane 28. one day - kodaline 29. stormy weather - the kooks 30. lamplight - lewis watson 31. windows - lewis watson 32. the yawning grave - lord huron 33. frozen pines - lord huron 34. buzzcut season - lorde 35. stubborn love - the lumineers 36. breathe - matt corby 37. winter winds - mumford & sons 38. align - nina nesbitt 39. dirty paws - of monsters and men 40. always - panama 41. chasing cars - snow patrol 42. sad beautiful tragic - taylor swift 43. back to december - taylor swift 44. out of the woods - taylor swift 45. red eye - vance joy 46. my kind of man - vance joy 47. unsteady - x ambassadors 48. hypnotic - zella day
“Laura Moon, age 27, of Eagle Point, Indiana, was killed in the early hours of Wednesday morning in an automobile accident. Laura loved her work, her friends, and her family. ” Are you fucking kidding me? Who wrote this shit? There’s little to no effort here.
I had a dream that the sun and moon were both women and in love. The Sun had short blonde hair and dressed in oranges and golds. The Moon was dressed in blues and silvers and wore a veil that covered her hair and eyes.
When they passed each other in the hallway of their house (dawn/dusk i guess) they’d steal a kiss before going about their business.
And in my dream they had a daughter?? She was dark skinned like the Moon but had glowing eyes like the Sun.
yes we know you love Noodle, she is such a strong woman, she is such a great guitar player, shes gayer than gay, you loved seeing her grow through all the phases, you physically hurt when thinking of El Mañana,she deserves better, shes beautiful she is your daughter and your mom she is your moon and stars, she's the light in your life, we KNOW you love her you FUCKING lovE NOODLE. WE GET IT.YOU FUCKING LOVE NOODLE