dats me you guys

When Your Sister and Your Dad Both Ship Wolfstar
  • (Aftermath of https: //walkingshippinghell.tumblr.com/post/156387935031/introducing-my-dad-to-wolfstar and https://walkingshippinghell.tumblr.com/post/159506308826/that-one-moment )
  • Dad: (Holding my copy of Order of the Phoenix) He fucking stares at him for FORTY FUCKING LINES
  • Sister: Wow omg dad don't swear but ya
  • Me: Can I have my book back please
  • Dad: And in Prisoner of Azkaban Lupin just transfers the blame for the death of Harry's parents from Sirius to Pettigrew in like five seconds like honestly
  • Sister: True dat
  • Me: Guys I'm glad you found something to ship but stahp please
  • Sister: (Pointing at the page) And it specifically says Lupin is staying "with Sirius"
  • Dad: Oh I didn't even notice that you're right
  • Me: (Gives up) And did you notice in-

my mother saw a man standing in the middle of our backyard this morning
with one of those red gasoline containers, pouring whatever was in it (gasoline? you tell me.), onto our yard. 

then he noticed she was staring at him. so, he carefully screwed the top back in place and calmly walked away. 

soooooo, thats a thing that happened.

Vandead Carnival Kou Sub Scenario w/Yuma Translation

Prologue   Chapter 1   Sub Scenario w/Ruki   Sub Scenario w/Reiji   Sub Scenario w/Yuma   Chapter 2   Sub Scenario w/Ayato   Sub Scenario w/Subaru   Sub Scenario w/Azusa   Chapter 3   Sub Scenario w/Kanato  

-Scene: Backstreet/Alley- [Location on Map:  Mazeross Dark Street]

Kou: Rumor has it that a ghost of a vampire who died hundreds of years ago floats around here.

Yui: … …A vampire… …?

Kou: Yeah. The vampire’s a young guy who was born into a prestigious family… …

He’d pass by these streets everyday and he fell in love at first sight with a poor woman who peddled flowers.

But, the love between the two could never come true due to their different statuses. He couldn’t even greet her… …,

Then he was involved in a family heir dispute and lost his life as a result.

Yui: … … … …Uuh.

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chippa came over cuz’ it was stormy and dark and she got scared but won’t admit it lmaoooo (she never stays home when it’s like that)

so the punks just chilled in the nursery while the baby slept and played board games  ( ◜◡‾)(‾◡◝ )<<them


Im a merchant. I sell guns. Why is every Muppet trying to sell me their shitty stuff….

I’m not some shitty robot vendor in a booth, that’ll take all your junk…