date with my homegirl

My homegirl is dating this white boy and his father offered her 80k to stop talking to him and her stupid ass is crying to me on the phone talking about “but I love him” like if you don’t take this money and share it with me


helen you’re such a troll you know exactly what you’re doing

yeah it’s something that needs to be done but secretly you relish in giving these idiots this task

you know all about them using your name to get into your favorite restaurant /yet again/ and you’re determined to inconvenience the little shits in whatever way possible