date me please :(

anonymous asked:

Don't worry about it. They know what to say. They both made it all about photography - if they indicated they were dating there it'd overtake the whole panel. That reporter is an ass.

I know MTV and these other articles about them dating pisses me off. Like tumblr is the place to sleuth but please don’t annoy my children they’re too precious for that.

♡seokjin is the type of person who would want a PERFECT date at the beach with you - which it would be because doing anything with your bf was amazing - but to him, it was everything less than excellent.♡
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“I tOLd taehyung to get pink champagne for this occasion and what does he do?? He buys PINK WINE!! I’M GONNA KILL HIM, HE RUINED OUR DATE!!”
“Babe, it’s o-”
“YOONGI EVEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO REFUSE TO HELP ME SET EVERYTHING UP!! ‘I’m busy producing I kinda can’t…’ BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?? OH YEAH, LIKE PRODUCING MUSIC FOR OUR GROUP IS A LOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN HELPING ME LAY A GOD DAMN TABLE CLOTH FOR MY DATE!” “Jin, please calm do-” “AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HAPPENED ??? NAMJOON GOT THE WRONG BRAND OF BEACH TOWELS !!”
“Jin, i said it-”
“I SWEAR ON THE GRAVE OF MY DREAMS OF THIS DATE GOING WELL HE’S GONNA-”
you cupped jin’s cheeks and pecked him on the lips. looking at his shocked face you said, “i love this date and i love you, okay?”
jin giggled and turned as pink as the wine taehyung accidentally bought, “i love you too I’m sorry I got so carried away, i forgot what was most important.“ “What’s that?” “Spending time with you.”

anonymous asked:

Alright so I just discovered your blog, and i think you're such a cute and nice person. If I were dating you, I'd probably be the shittiest person to ever date with, because I make puns (bad ones) and will probably write you a book that will be called "a dose of prose for my dearest rose" part 1 will be "nose" and the second will be "toes". And it'd explain why I love you like I love these parts of my body.(hint- toes give stability, nose is how I mostly breath)Yeah I'm weird.

To be honest you sound like Misha, and I love bad puns 👌🏻Seriously that book sounds like a thing Misha would do, that’s so amazing YES PLEASE

(send me ‘if I were dating you…’)

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White Day  ♡ (˘▽˘>ԅ( ˘⌣˘)

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Newt: Let’s begin our conversation.
Graves: What’s on the note cards? 
Newt: They’re possible topics of conversation. 
Graves: Whales. Parades. Electricity. And the rest are blank. 
Newt: Yeah, well I couldn’t think of anything else. 

(Parks and Recreation; season 2, episode 4: Practice Date) 

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Family

Happy American release Fire Emblem Fates! Please come to Europe soon before I lose my mind :^) 

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“I love you!”

Part 1/ Part 2