dat cane


Fred Astaire - Puttin’ On the Ritz (DVD Quality) (by inonemus)


I Regret Nothing.

You’re walking through Aiken lawn.

Facebook is down and your gun is jammed.

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,

(Tyler Terrell)


He’s re-spawning now, wearing two bandanas.

He lets go of his cane and breaks into a sprint.

He’s gaining on you!

Tyler Terrell.


You’re looking for a safe-zone, but you’re all turned around.

He’s almost upon you now and you can see human ID cards in his hand–



Running for your life

(from Tyler Terrell)

Dodging your sock-swipes

(Its Tyler Terrell)

Lurking ‘round the corners

Head Zombie Monarchy, Tyler Terrell.

Living at Champlain,
(Tyler Terrell)
Infecting for sport,
(Tyler Terrell)
Biting all the humans
Actually a zombie, Tyler Terrell.


Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you’re hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with the infected,
You creep silently through the courtyard.
A-Ha! In the distance,
The remaining humans in IDX.
You move stealthily toward them,
But your foot! AH! You’ve tripped on a tennis ball!

Longing for some cake,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward fire-side,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Right next to the over-hang,
Standing beneath, Tyler Terrell.
Swinging 'round his cane,
(Tyler Terrell.)
But he doesn’t hear you coming,
(Tyler Terrell.)
You’re sneaking up behind him.
Strangling zombie king Tyler Terrell.
Fighting for your life with Tyler Terrell,
Wrestling a sock from Tyler Terrell.
Smack it in his kidney.
Safe for two minutes from Tyler Terrell.

You limp into the dining hall,
Darts oozing from your cracked clips.
But you have won.
You have beaten Tyler Terrell.