dashing lumberjack

Tag Game

Rules: List all the things you’re currently working on in as much or as little detail as you’d like, then tag some friends to see what they’re working on: writing, art, gifsets, whatever.

I was tagged by the lovely Kate @accidental-rambler and I’ll tag @modernbookfae @ships-and-saints and @squaddreamcourt 


I actually try not to start writing too many things at the same time or else I know I won’t finish a lot of them but I have a 5 page long word document of ideas of fics I want to write so it’s a struggle lol. I’ll only mention the fics I have actually started writing

1. ACOSAP - I won’t mention which characters’/ships’ edits I’m working on or that will take the fun out of the guessing game but I’ve got the next 3 (potentially 4) edits planned out

2. Lumberjack! Cassian - the monster Nessian spanking/camping sex with a dash of Lumberjack! Cass added into the mix that sprouted from this crazy conversation Sarah and I had and it’s only one of the many lumberjack cass edits, fanart etc that were made after that ridiculous post took off.

3. ACOTAR Politics Modern Day AU - a monster multi-chapter project that I’m EXTREMELY excited about and it’s one of those I-just-have-to-write-this-and-get-it-out-of-my-head-fics and I’ve actually told no one except for Sarah and Luiza about this. It’s a modern AU where Rhysand is Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and the inner circle are all part of his cabinet (Mor is Secretary of State for the Home Department, Cass is Secretary of State for Defense, Az is Director General of MI5, Amren is Secretary of State for Justice) and all the other High Lords are different presidents/prime ministers from around the world (Tamlin - the US, Helion - France, Kallias - Canada, Tarquin - Australia etc). Feyre is a young journalist who keeps undermining Rhys and asking him tricky questions in press conferences and then she gets a private interview and they may or may not bang in his office in 10 Downing Street. It’s a secret relationship type thing and it’s my baby and I’m so excited for this project you have no idea. Idk if people would actually want to read something like this but I just need to write it!

4. Amren/Elain one shot - Amren is a tough tattooed biker chic who finds sweet flower child Elain - who’s a student who works part time at the flower shop near Amren’s tattoo parlour - extremely irresistible and the whole thing is basically Amren eating Elain out in the back of the flower shop (classy as usual i know)

Disclaimer: It will take me a while to finish these I’m sorry I know and I’ll may start writing other things (like a continuation to Koev Halev or the Nessian Illyrian Sunbathing fic or many others) so sooooooorry just putting this out there

Mr Kaplan has a CHAIN SAW

Kate Kaplan is gonna chop you up into little bits and feed you to the pigs. And in a white suit no less. fashion never stops her. 

 Armed with her industrial strength soaps, her apron and gloves and her chain saw did not see that one coming  she is gonna deal with your mess. Criminal Cleaner with just a dash of lumberjack.