It’s been three years since DashCon and Fyre Fest has happened. Meaning that in accordance to the Rule of Three, in another three years, a third and final gathering catastrophe will occur with its own symbol joining the ball pit and concierge stand to create an ungodly trifecta.
Honestly? Probably the most laughable thing to me about Fyre Festival is that there’s been so many reports of thievery and stolen wallets, clothes, etc when it’s literally been like 24 hours and these people clearly are well off, some dare I say loaded. They all can shell upwards of $12,000 to the tune and promise of rentable yachts and beach yoga but the minute they’re in mildly inconvenient straights they all turn on eachother and start nabbing up whatever’s unsecured even though they’re RICH and if that doesn’t say something about the ultimate nature of the bourgeoisie then I don’t know what does
Has anyone made anthropomorphized versions of Fyre Festival and Dashcon and shipped them together yet? Because I feel like that’s something that needs to happen. Like one’s this super rich snobby kid and the other is a quiet, obsessive fanchild and they’re both complete disasters and turns out they’re perfect for each other.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that someone photoshopped a photo of the Ball Pit™ from the DashCon fiasco into the mess that has been Fyre Festival and Cosmo magazine didn’t get the reference.
The difference between fyre and dashcon is that one was a con organized by a bunch of idiots and attended by hapless 14-year-olds who didn’t know any better and the other was a multi million dollar effort by big name people and was attended by rich people who should know better
Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…
Super stressed out about the situation on Exuma right now. For starters these people are not on some uninhabited land this is my home!!! For these self entitled rich people to just go there and trash the place there is no doubt someone who’s gonna have to clean it and it’s probably gonna be some underpaid islanders. Also theres a national family island regatta festival going on right now and Bahamians are being driven away by hostility by disgruntled tourist. It’s not our fault!!! I’m seriously disgusted with the situation going on not only there but online with people acting like these people are trapped on some savage land when the worst thing happening is them being there.