dashboard cowboy



[image of president barack obama smiling broadly at the camera with the caption “be my valentine and i’ll stimulate your package”]

He’ll be the Commander in Chief of your bed. 



[image of neil patrick harris on-stage at the grammys, winking knowingly at the camera]

I would rather watch him wink than listen to Katy Perry sing.



anonymous asked:

no race should ever be subjected to racism, even someone who is WHITE wowwwwwwwwwwwwww you are the worst. i can’t even comprehend that at all. no one is crying about how white people are being served racist bullshit, it’s just an “observation” though it does happen, surE just cause they’re not a black lesbian woman they can’t be defended. NO ONE not ANY race AT FUCKING ALL should be subjected to racism. you’re an idiot

l o l

#anonymous #the ask!box[4] #i am not going to answer any more of this bullshit #come to me when you’re educated about how racism is against an institution #boo hoo

thedisgruntledgradstudent reblogged missshirley:

[[three panel calvin and hobbes comic strip - one / calvin (little white boy) looking up at the stars - two / calvin screaming “I’M SIGNIFICANT.” at the sky - three / calvin looking up at the stars]]



[image of nikk covered but evidently wearing nothing except her glasses with one hand on her chin looking side-eye at the camera]

 because my followers are creepy as shit, and i love them all.



But I would rather be horizontal.

It is more natural to me, lying down.
Then the sky and I are in open conversation,
And I shall be useful when I lie down finally: 
Then the trees may touch me for once, and the flowers have time for me.

here’s your smutty dashboard synchronicity for the day.  now i’m going to go try to kick insomnia’s ass.

[if i hadn’t just heard what sounded like two cats fighting to the death in the tree out front, like i don’t even know what the fuck that was, that would probably help.]



#2ne1 #CL #can’t nobody


-dodgergirl replied to your postI’m sorry I made you consider the gender roles expressed by a burger chain.

I don’t know, I feel like we could learn a lot by examining the performative nature of the Hamburglar’s masculinity. I mean, what does that mask mean? What’s he hiding? Is it… his feminine side?

#yes #yes it is

[now you will try not to imagine hamburglar doing that dance for the rest of your life.  YOU WILL FAIL.]