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tbh im unprepared for this meetup and even less prepared for pinof 8 (shreya, she/her)

Presenting: Scorpius…the rapper. (I’m so sorry - I don’t know what any of this is.)

Doodle inspired in part by the incredible works of @platinasi. 😄Wishing you luck on the upcoming national nursing license exams!! ✨

-Yes, that’s supposed to be the Time-Turner on his chain. Gleams like gold, just the way the Malfoys like it. True, only the adults use this one in Cursed Child, but let’s just ignore that, okay?

-So I like to think Scorpius’s propensity for singing + killer pun game + tendency toward wordiness in general = rapper potential.


-But you can’t deny that the boy who gave us “engorgimpressed” and “it’s time that time-turning became a thing of the past” wouldn’t be able to spit some clever rhymes. Plus he genuinely sings nearly every other line in the play so he’s clearly musically inclined.

-The biggest challenge he faces is choosing a rapper name to use during the one (1) week (albeit the longest week of poor Albus’s life) that he spends fixating on this potential career path. There are simply too many to choose from. I mean…

(Btw, Albus is normal, Scorpius is italics.)

-“Scorpius the Dreadless”

-“Malfoy the Unanxious”

-“Scorpion King”

-“Son of the Dark Lord” “Do you really want more people to call you that?” “I thought maybe I should just embrace it…”

-“Pepper Imp” “Scorpius, no, you can’t call yourself that.” “But there’s a Muggle rapper named after a Muggle candy! Have you ever tried Muggle candy? It’s fan-taaastic!”

-“$corpiu$” “We’re supposed to be English, remember?” “Oh, right…”

-“MC Awkward” (I shit you not, I took a rapper name quiz as Scorpius and this is what it came up with for him.)

-“Floorpius. It’ll make more sense when I’m famous for my breakdancing. I’m playing the long game, Albus.” “Please…no more-pius.” (Credit to @ohscorbus for coining “Floorpius.” Bless you for this gem.✨)

-“Hyper.i.on.am” “But you’ve changed it.” “So?” “So it’s technically not your middle name anymore.” “It’s close.” “It won’t make sense now, Scorpius.” “But I’m…so hyper…”

-“Master Malfoy…It’s what our House-elf calls me…”

-“Hyper Ion” “That’s not even clever.”

-“Lil Scorpy” “OKAY, ALBUS! THANK YOU FOR THE SUGGESTION.” “No, no, Scorpius, I was kidding - it was a joke!” “NOPE. I LIKE IT. CALL ME THAT.” “S-scorpius…p-please…I’m begging you…no.”

*12 hours later*

-“Scorpioncé” “Go to sleep, Scorpius.”

-He’s also definitely tried to commit the Twelve Uses of Dragon’s Blood to memory via rap. 

-And on one hand, I think Scorpius probably listens to songs and is entirely oblivious to any and all innuendo present, but on the other hand…engorgimpressed.

hey you guys

i’m gonna show you a bit of my work now, ok?

I’m a lampworker - I melt glass and make beads and stuff from it, then I make jewellery from the beads. Recently I also started working with metal - today I shipped my very first silver ring (i’m so damn proud i can’t even tell you). I try to learn new techniques and find new ideas, and I’m still looking for my personal style - but glass and metal are my one true love (even though it’s two things)

I want to share my work with my tumblr community because I met a lot of wonderful people here, and some of them even bought jewellery from me. I love everyone I meet here - we have a little sanctuary here, and I feel that I can share my stuff with you guys. Even though sometimes I want to leave tumblr - I can’t bare the thought of losing all the friends I have here.

My ex used to make photographs of my jewellery, but since he’s an ex now, I had to learn hw to photograph myself. I’m shit at it :D But I try to learn and show off my work the best I can. I took a bit of money from my stash (it was painful, setting money aside for the move is such an ordeal) and got myself a semi-professional camera and started to learn.

I wanna show you peeps some photos of my work and give you a link to my Etsy shop - I don’t expect anyone to buy anything, but if you like my pieces and want to help, even you going to my shop and looking around will bring me up in search results. And if you do want to purchase something from my shop:

  • you will get a little heart bead as a gift to each piece of jewellery you buy (in any colour you want, a photo of these beads is down below)
  • i’ll write something for you. You probably know that I write fanfiction (if not - there’s a link in my blog) and since I am trying to get some sales, I’d be happy to make this little gift for anyone on tumblr who buys from me. Just put “hey salazars” or something in the notes to your purchase on Etsy (or message me here with your purchase details so I know who you are) and give me a prompt, or a pairing or whatever it is you want me to write :)

My Etsy shop - Freaky Cave

My Instagram (I post all of my updates and WIPs there) - Instagram

I’m currently trying to make a bit of money to be able to move - I’m crammed in my little room with my bed, my working station and my cat, and it’s a bit of a tight fit :D 

If you like my work, but don’t want to buy anything - I’d be incredibly grateful for a reblog. I need all the exposure I can get :)

Thank you very much if you read this far (pics ahead!) and ♥

Bubble necklaces are love - I can’t stop making them. I even modeled for this photo - this pic (and two of the blue flowercrown down below) is the only one here not taken by me, I had a friend photograph me in this necklace, since I needed to show it on a person.

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There was an unusual quiet at the Gillenkerk house as Nate waited for Marnie to come over. He had decided on making her something simple so that they could eat quickly, a shrimp alfredo with garlic bread. Rowan, however, was already snacking as he cooked, a cup of vanilla wafers in the girl’s hands as she watched her brother, laughing at him occasionally when he made goofy faces and sang “Let It Go” to her. The unfortunate part was that he had left his back door open and he was singing too loudly to notice when Marnie walked in. “No right no wrong/ No rules for me/ I’m FREEEEEEE!”


christmas shopping

A/N: A little blurb about Simon+Baz spending the day at the mall. Song inspiration was Everglow by Coldplay. It’s so much better to read this while listening to it. Anyways, hope you like it!

December 21st, 2015

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Never in my life have I seen anything as hilarious as Simon Snow Christmas shopping.

He dashes about the mall, practically dragging me from shop to shop. He’s got such a long list. It shouldn’t be that long considering that we don’t have many people to buy presents for, but I swear it just about reaches the floor when he holds it. I can’t read his bloody writing, so I can’t even tell what he’s got on there.
Apparently I have no say when it comes to presents, beyond holding bags for him. He also made me try on a leather jacket because apparently I’m the same size as Micah. And apparently he wants to buy Micah a leather jacket for Christmas. Because apparently that’s what you buy for your best friend’s boyfriend.

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we are just terrible people for wanting a purebred dog with a predictable temperament, health tested parents, and proper socialization. how dare we spend months planning for a puppy from a responsible breeder. who needs a puppy to fit their lifestyle anyway?? us apparently, because we are trash. that’s why our dogs love us so much. they love garbage and thats what we are. 

UNDER HYPED: Illamasqua Gel Sculpt Silhouette

Contouring can be tough enough as it is and although high pigment products can be great, they’re not necessarily suitable for everyday makeup or beginners (not everyone wants excessive contouring and overly chiseled cheekbones for a quick dash to the shops) that’s why I’m completely and utterly obsessed with the Illamasqua Gel Sculpt Stick in Silhouette. Whilst I still love products like the Kevyn Aucoin Creamy Glow Duo and Tom Ford Shade & Illuminate this product creates the most beautiful, natural looking contour with very little effort. The formula is super unique and just as described, a gel. It’s lightweight and blends into the skin with absolute ease, no need for intense buffing with a brush, just a simple tap with your fingertips and the product is seamlessly blended into the skin. Most gel products I find don’t work well over the top of foundation, but this one does. The key to using this product is not to apply it directly to the skin (you will end up with foundation everywhere!) instead, apply a small amount to the back of your hand and then use your fingertips to apply and blend the product onto the areas you want to contour. Despite the fact that there is only one shade, this product is reasonably universal. Thanks to the gel formula it isn’t overly-pigmented meaning it can be easily blended on all skin-tones from fair to dark. The one shade (silhouette) is also cool toned, which is something extremely important to me in a contouring product as it means the shade actually replicates the natural shadows of the face making it look natural. All in all I’m a big fan of this product and whilst I’ll still use my other contouring products this is great for an everyday contour and beginners.

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Dae paced, focusing on the ground as the words rolled off her tongue quickly. 

“Give me the gift of a grip to sock, A clip drape, ship shape, tip top sock. Not your spiv slick, slap stick, slip shod stock, But a plastic, elastic, grip top sock. None of your fantastic, slack, swap slop, From a slap dash, flash cash haberdash shop. Not a knick knack, knot look, knock kneed, knickerbocker sock, With a mock shot, blob mottled, trick tick tocker clock,”

[Image description: an Amazon Dash button with the Tide detergent logo, and the logo for the Amazon Dash button.]

Amazon Dash Button

If you use Amazon much, you’ve probably run across ads for these little things–but past the initial “oh god, not another piece of unnecessary tech” reaction, have you considered how useful it could be?

At first, the variety and quality of brands was fairly low, so this didn’t really hit our radar. However, Amazon has expanded and is now carrying a whole slew of brands (107 in all, here in the States!), including more eco-conscious ones that intersect with spoonie allergy and health needs.

Here’s how it works: set up the button, put it near the product it’s coded for, and then press it when you’re running low. This creates an instant order for that product, and it’s on its way to your home! If you’re frequently brainfogged, low on executive function, or just need a step or two taken out of your “I’m out of something” process, this is a fantastic solution.

Worried about cost? To get a button you pay $4.99, and then get a credit of $4.99 after your first press. So, each button ends up being free. Shipping is something to take into consideration, but is probably worth it for the convenience. We super recommend Amazon Prime if you can afford the up-front cost–or ask a family member with Prime to share their free shipping (yep, that’s a thing you can do)!

Some might call these buttons lazy, but we know the true value of accidental accessibility 💜

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idol: sehun ( exo ) ft kyungsoo
genre: angst 
a/n: part two bc it was requested!!! i really enjoyed writing this. enjoy!!!!

“sorry, who is this?”

He squeezed his phone, his face starting to burn with embarrassment. Anger started to boil through his veins, and he scoffed. Who did you think you were? Did you really forget about him that easily? He was practically your first everything. First date, first boyfriend, first kiss and… You could imagine the rest. Sehun ran bony fingers through his hair, tossing his phone to the side. He left you on read, trying to decide on what to say. Frustrated, he grabbed his keys and made a dash for the coffee shop across the street.

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