“Alright… What’d I miss? Any other discourse I should know about right now?” He’s just munching on some apple slices with caramel on them. He didn’t want to hear about any discourse, but might as well get up to date.
shout out to @astramessiah for such an incredible portrayal of Anakin. layered, thoughtful, and always intriguing to read, this Anakin is something special on my dash every time Scout writes ANYTHING. an absolute treasure.
this video is my life and tf2 is my life and i’m trash so here’s a lazy thing i dashed off
“Scout, I cannot
believe you would do something like that!”
“What is the big
deal, Dad!” Scout crossed his arms and leaned onto the wall, half
embarrassed to be having this conversation at all and half surprised
that Spy had such a violent reaction.
“The big deal! The
big deal is that you put your tongue inside of Sniper’s…” He
paused, and then shuddered in lieu of finishing his sentence.
“So? He took a
shower first, he was clean!”
Stepping closer, Spy
started shaking his hands in Scout’s personal space. “That man
cannot wash his own face, I don’t trust him to wash himself out well
enough for you to put your tongue
why I helped him out,” Scout smirked.
had better mean with a washcloth.”
calm the fuck down. We took a shower, I washed him out with some
water, and, y'know.” Scout gestured in a circle, which all things
considered was probably the most polite way he could’ve signaled what
bedroom act he and Sniper had gotten up to. “It happened. Why are
you freaking out so much?”
was still wringing his hands like he hadn’t even heard Scout. “My
baby boy, my precious baby boy, being corrupted into that, just the