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  • Khonjin: Gino of the Fratelli family, I have a desire for one large disc of baked dough topped with assorted food items such as tomato sauce, cheese, and pepperoni that has been dubbed "pep-pep-pepperoni pizza"
  • Gino: I have a strong dislike towards you Khonjin of the igiuL family, and therefore I shall not be serving you and I request you leave this establishment with great haste prior to having a metal bullet shot between your eyeballs.
  • Gay Spaghetti Chef: I'MMA MAKE-A DA PIZZA FOR-A MAH BOI!

anonymous asked:

Hey there I love your blog so much lol it always makes me laugh.... can ya tell me all ur Tank Dempsey headcannons?? (das mah boi ;-;)

Yay! I’m glad my blog makes you happy, that makes me super happy!! Of course my sweet annon, Dempsey is a babe.
DEMPSEY 1.0:
- Has cried to the younger Richtofen before about how much he misses his daughter and actually opened up to him.
- He once got drunk on Nikolais vodka and starting making out with Richtofen 1.0..and once he remembered what he did he threw up.
- As a child his parents always ignored him, which made him angrier as he grew up, hence why he is angry sometimes.
- He cares for all his team mates, but he gets in fights with Richtofen 1.0 all the time over petty things.
- He does have a soft side but he never lets anyone see it really, he hates showing it.
- Sometimes he gets really homesick of America and wishes that nothing like zombies ever happened.
- He hates people who are sexist and will beat the living shit out of them.
- He hates vomit, so Takeo 1.0 throwing up everywhere was not a fun time for him.

DEMPSEY 2.0:
- Doesn’t mind showing his soft side every once in a while, it shows he is human.
- He is a really sweet lover and will always sweet talk Richtofen (if that’s who you ship him with).
- He loves guns and knows way too much about them.
- He had a dancing competition with Nikolai 2.0, and Richtofen 2.0 and Takeo 2.0 were the judges. Dempsey won because he is surprisingly good at dancing.
- He has a fear of being alone, but he’s learnt a lot from Richtofen 2.0 since he spent a lot of his life alone.
- He is really good at charming people.
- He doesn’t get often angry but when he does it’s really scary. He even made Richtofen 2.0 cry accidentally once.
- He is very sweet sometimes and will be completely selfless for those he cares about.
- He has always wanted a car, since back then they were new and cool.
- He is defo bisexual cuz he’s too nice to care about gender.
- He loves camping and the outdoors

Sorry i can’t post anymore, I’m outside and my phone is on 1% so i’ll have to turn my 4G off now! Thank you for the ask!!

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