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[ Top Flirts. ]
  1. 2P!Germany / Lutz Beilshmidt likes to flirt with girls for the sake of flirting with them; he likes to see them blush or get flustered. He’ll flirt with someone even if he doesn’t genuinely like her or even if he wouldn’t care to sleep with her. He doesn’t try too hard but he thinks it’s fun – “Casual flirting.”
  2. 2P!China / Zao Wang is more fastidious over who he flirts with – the girl needs to have decency, and if she does, he’ll teasingly mess with her. If there’s a certain girl he genuinely likes, he’ll still toy with her, but flirt with her - and only her - in a more sexual or perverted way. He’ll also get ‘touchy’ and shatter all personal space. If she ignores him, he’ll only get desperate and more attached. “Playful flirting.” - for the most part.
  3. 2P!Italy / Luciano Vargas is more suave and charming with his flirting. He’ll act 'gentlemanly’ at first, such as politely kissing your hand as a greeting, complimenting your hair/ accessories, and using any sly excuse to touch or get close to you. He’ll do cute things like whisper in your ear, wink, and snicker –  “Classy flirting.”
  4. 2P!America / Allen Jones’s way of flirting is a lot more open and obvious. Catcalls, groping, and whistling are common. Though he mostly hits on girls with “hot bodies”, it doesn’t always mean he has feelings for them. In fact, the girls he likes usually aren’t the ones he loudly flirts with. – “Lustful flirting.”
  5. 2P!Japan / Kuro Honda is usually a quiet individual, but if he sees a girl he finds attractive (or deems interesting), he won’t hesitate to bluntly tell her. In a conversation, he’ll monotonously state inappropriate comments to the girl and not show an ounce of emotion except for the occasional smirk or eye-lidding. – “Sly flirting.”

Next great Idea: Apostate with a pizza paddle for a staff

They spend the whole of their day just making the Thedas equivalent of Pizza and selling things to people. [If someone hasn’t figured out putting meat, cheeses, and vegetables on bread in on oven I will eat a hat.] They probably have a shop in Antiva, working adjacent to a bakery so they share the back of one of the ovens–not the bread ovens, but one they use for meat buns– the central fire flickering so they can yell through to the baker and tell them to send over some rolls and they’ll send over a fresh pizza.
The pizza maker lighting the ovens early in the morning so they’ll be going before anyone even gets there and making sure all the sauces are all mixed perfectly– even containing juuuust the right herbs so their food’s restorative as well as delicious. 

If Templars get called on them for someone seeing the fires come to life, they just wave their hands, shake their heads and insist it was simply the bellows breathing life into the ovens. 
“Serah, we’ve gotten several reports about the flames being summoned into the ovens.”
“What? No, no– Tell me Ser Templar, are you familiar with a bellows?”
“Aye.”
“Well, all that happens is…” And so they press down on the bellows and the flames in the ovens leaped upward and clawed at the ceiling of the ovens. A faint swearing could be heard from next door. “That. You can see how someone could see this and make the mistake, eh?”
“There were already flames there, ser.”
“Ah, but in the morning there’s but a small flame and, ah, it’s a but a small thing. Simple mistake, no? Such things are not worth your time, surely.”
A pause as the two Templars look to one another and back, shifting as they thought about it.

I’m just imagining that literally just being their thing and literally they keep getting out of suspicion while living in a populated city, carrying around the paddle– which even if they left town with it, no one would question because bakers have a THING about utensils. 

I’m just too amused ok.

Um dia você vai encontrar o homem da sua vida. Seu melhor amigo, sua alma gêmea, aquele que você poderá contar seus sonhos. Ele vai tirar seu cabelo dos olhos. Te enviar flores quando você menos esperar. Ele vai ficar admirando você durante os filmes, mesmo que ele tenha pago 8 reais para assistir. Ele vai te ligar para dizer boa noite só porque ele sente sua falta. Ele vai olhar no fundo de seus olhos e dizer: ‘’Você é a garota mais bonita do mundo.’’ E pela primeira vez em sua vida, você vai acreditar.
—  Nicholas Sparks 🍃