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mother-of-all-monsters  asked:

Oh you know what would be adorable? you know that video where the man doesn't recognize his wife, cause he's high as all hell on da good hospital shit and starts flirting with her? I can see that happening with Mitch and Jonas, and Mitch is utterly floored by this cute 'Nurse' who is actually his HUSBAND, and he's like 'Holy shit you're gorgeous, oh my god' and Jonas records it for Sidney

GGHH I LOVE THAT VIDEO AND TOTALLY, Mitch can’t believe it and Jo records it all to make fun of him later

LEAKED Suicide Squad Script

Hi my name is Lime Green Jared Leto Joker Banksy and I have short green hair (that’s how I got my name) and icy blue eyes that are like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like marilyn manson (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin. I’m also a criminal and go to an asylum called Arkum in GOTHam. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I love hot topic and buy all my clothes from there. Today I was wearing a purple leather jacket and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eyeliner. I even hav black teeth. I have lots of goffick tattoos with skullz and other goffick symbols.I was walking outside arkum. It was snowing and raining, so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Batman stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

Hi my name is Keith K’ogane and I have ebony black hair that’s longer in the back than the front (its NOT A MULLET) and dark purple eyes like limpid grape juice and a lot of people tell me I look like Zuko (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m part galra but i dont have any fur. I have pale white skin. I’m also a paladin, and I pilot a lion that joins up with four other lions to become a giant robot man (I’m an arm). I’m a goth texan (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a dark gray t shirt, black skinny jeans, red and white boots, a belt with two fanny packs, black fingerless gloves, and a cropped red motorcycle jacket. I was walking outside the Castle of Lions. The particle barrier was fully functional, which I was very happy about. Lance stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

Date a girl who
  • Has long ebony black hair (that’s how she got her name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears
  • Looks like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!)
  • Is not related to Gerard Way but wishes she was because he’s a major fucking hottie
  • Is a vampire but her teeth are straight and white
  • Has pale white skin
  • Is also a witch, and goes to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where she’s in the seventh year (she’s seventeen)
  •  Is a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and wears mostly black
  • Loves Hot Topic and buys all her clothes from there
  • For example today, a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow
  • Walks outside Hogwarts
  • Is happy when it rains and snows at the same time
  • Will put up her middle finger at preps who stare at her

You know what I find really hurtful about Solavellan? That fact that when Lavellan reaches out to him in sadness, he wards her off as though his life depends on it.

Even when she is no longer reaching for him, he is guarding himself against her sadness.

But he does nothing to guard himself from her anger.

The most he does is windmill his arms the very first time she shoves him, and after that he just sticks a leg out to brace himself. But he allows her to shove him. Again and again.

He takes her physical attack with nothing but a sad expression.

But her sadness causes him to put up a panicked guard.

Basically, Solas is more afraid of allowing her to touch him in sadness than he is of allowing her to strike him in anger. I firmly believe his resolve would’ve broken if she had managed to grab him. here come the tears

Hi my name is Shaolin Fantastic and I have a pristine pair of red pumas (that’s how I got my recognition) with white accents and a real life samurai sword that I got for a discount and a lot of people tell me I look like Grandmaster Flash (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Zeke Figuero but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m also a DJ, and I apprentice under Grandmaster Flash where I’m in the third year (I’m seventeen). I’m gay (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly red. For example today I was wearing a red shirt and a matching red hat along with my signature red pumas. I was walking around the Bronx. It was hot and sunny so there was no shade, which I wasn’t very happy about. A lot of Savage Warlords stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

broadway lines out of context Newsies

-no need to be insulting… i got a nickle.

-i’ll call you sweetheart if ya spot me fifty papes.

-whAT EVER HAPPENED TO ROMANCE.

-feature me, riding in style.

-i had the most beautiful dream, my lips are still tingling. a pretty girl? A LEG A LAMB.

-THEY WAS CORONAS.

-are you blind?! shes got no clothes on!

-you have a very unusual face.

-that’s disgusting… that’s just business.

-im not lying, i said he heard it right here… and he did.

-THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SCHOOL.

-i’ll be sleepin on the streets. you already sleep on the streets. in a worse neighborhood.

-GO AND LOOK IT UP, THE POORR GUUUYYS HEAAD IS SPINNING.

-she’s a plum.

-i musta left it in my other pants.

-aND I LOST MY SHOE.

-aww what da hell, my faddas gonna kill me anyway.

-THE WOILD IS YER ERSTER.

-YA KNOW, YER FANCY CLAM WIDDA POIL INSOIDE.

-why do old people talk… to prove they still alive.

-i WONT be LAST in LINE for THE tub TONIGHT.

-am-scray punk!

-and i’ve got a date.

-whats santa fe got that new york ain’t, tarantulas?..

That time Rasa bonded with Daveth. (part 1) (part 2)

A Darnell icon because I love him.

I might draw the rest of the cast as well, since I have a lot of free time at the moment.

Buddy

anonymous asked:

Hi, how are you? I just wanted to ask you if have you ever payed Dragon age or Mass Effect games? If yes, what Is your opinion on these games? Have a good day/night :)

for some reason i never got into mass effect (i do own ¾ of the games they just never really clicked with me) but DRAGON AGE

i don’t actually own a computer that can run inquisition BUT i have played da:origins/da:2 and dove deep into the lore & characters … and as a result have a million save files lmfao my hawke flock is an unstoppable hot mess, they are literally all criminals

also bonus shame meme of my main warden tryst & nichol who has traveled through all 3 games