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LOOK GUYS I’M DARWIN DEEZ.

Really though I look more like a muffin. Regardless, this obnoxious headband (which I promise will never again be worn in such a hipster nonsense fashion) came free with my order from ModCloth, which is where the cat dress from this post was from. Yes, I bought it.

BUT THE JOKE’S ON ME, because it fits horrendously and I am returning it promptly. Bummer. Whatevs. That’s $45 bucks back to spend on other nonsense! Probably coffee.