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Sunday scritches 

Hanging Out Washing In Australia In Summer
  • Sydney:Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - bone dry.
  • Hobart:Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - hasn't dried at all, has probably been rained on.
  • Melbourne:Hang out washing, get sunburnt in raging sunlight whilst doing so, go to collect in half hour - wet again, as it's now raining.
  • Brisbane:Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - still has that damp kinda feeling because even the clothes are sweating; why so humid?
  • Canberra:hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - Tony Abbott is tangled in your clothesline and you have to beat him away with a broom.
  • Darwin:Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - washing has blown away, time for a new wardrobe.
  • Perth:Hang out washing, go to collect in half hour - washing gone, claimed by great white shark.