darth wayne

spooky-spaghetties  asked:

ok only you could answer this. We're counting on you. here goes: who would win in a fight, Batman or Darth Vader? They're on Earth but not in Gotham. Batman has all of his standard weapons but so does Vader.

vader is more likely if they met at random, because batman isn’t much compared to a force user. he might have learned the holy art of raising his body temperature to bake eggs on his abs, but vader can choke the life out of him from a half a mile away. like if we’re playing rock, paper, scissors, lightsabers beat kevlar, and force power beats martial arts.

i mean, batman could always use an electric batarang (what 80s band is that) or whatnot and hit vader with it, but i think he’d realize pretty quickly that the suit is life support, and if he hits it he runs the risk of killing the man inside. depending on the desperation of the situation, he may or may not go for that. if he had the time to study the actual suit, he might win, but even then it’s kind of a long shot - vader is like a human lawnmower. he both is human, and also mows through humans, and has none of those pesky morals to hold him back

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anonymous asked:

But Batman would whoop Darth Vader in a fight though?

Originally posted by morneth

…..look I love BATMAN i made an entire Tough Like the Toonz workout to emulate him…..But seriously…..SERIOUSLY

DARTH VADER would Crush Batman Instantaneously like WHAT The fuck!??! I agree Batman is super intelligent and badass and makes great contingency plans and has fought foes way more powerful than Vader BUT SERIOUSLY. 

HE FORCE CHOKED SOMEONE on  THE STAR WARS EQUIVALENT OF SKYPE GOD KNOWS HOW FAR AWAY!?!?

I’m sorry Batman, ya cant block the force, he could literally sense him and choke him to death without trying. Or He could crush his insides and break his arms/legs all without moving a muscle. Just with a Stare. 

Originally posted by fysw

and ya know how annoyed Vader gets he wouldnt have time to listen to speeches he’d just crunch him and get on with his day 

Originally posted by lotrlorien